a cartoon cat with a pink bow on its head is sitting on a wooden table . ALT: a cartoon cat with a pink bow on its head is sitting on a wooden table .

It’s really a tough life for the easily irritable and emotional girlies. Everybody is telling you to control your emotions but nobody wants to stop rage baiting you😔

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

Little green biddy baby smiling in a yard in front of a fence.

Don’t be playin on this internet & let them damn phones die now. Have me up here worried about y’all and shit …

My weekly email to my Congressman…

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

so many posts about not drunk driving on NYE (RIGHTFULLY SO, DON'T DO IT)

but i also want people to STOP SHOOTING GUNS IN THE AIR!!

GRAVITY IS A THING! BULLETS HAVE TO COME DOWN!

don't ruin countless lives in your process of "having fun".

The Blue Tsunami continues!!! 🌊🌊🌊

I was wondering why nobody had them ???? Why am I the only one with all 32??? And why do they wanna take all 4 if only one is problematic??? What are they doing with the teeth??????

Getting my wisdom teeth out at 26 and all my friends reactions are “awee you still have your wisdom teeth?” One day there will be an aspect of life in which I’m not a late bloomer.

Illustration of a dragon reading in a room full of books.

"I don't know where all my money goes"

Also me:

Mind u I sad in the car at least 20 mins before calling him bc I just knew an attendant HAD to be coming to pump my gas any second now😭😭

orthopedist: i think you’ve got a frozen shoulder

jeffrey dahmer: yes. there’s one in my freezer right now

orthopedist: what

Me too was up at 11pm at a gas station crying otp w my dad because i couldn’t even figure out how to open the gas tank door💀 was also parked at a diesel pump

Glendale, CA - The City of Glendale has made the decision to formally terminate its agreement with U.S. Homeland Security and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to house federal immigration detainees at the Glendale Police Department facility. This is a local decision and was not made lightly. Since 2007, the City has maintained a highly regulated, locally controlled facility that is maintained to the highest standards, extending basic dignities to those temporarily held-ensuring access to clean accommodations, on-call medical care, family visitation, and legal counsel. By offering local access, detainees were given due-process proximity that is too often lacking in more remote or privately-operated detention centers. Nevertheless, despite the transparency and safeguards the City has upheld, the City recognizes that public perception of the ICE contract—no matter how limited or carefully managed, no matter the good—has become divisive. And while opinions on this issue may vary—the decision to terminate this contract is not politically driven. It is rooted in what this City stands for—public safety, local accountability, and trust. Glendale is consistently ranked as one of the safest cities in the nation. That is no accident. The Glendale Police Department is trusted and supported by the residents and businesses, and in turn, our officers work every day to protect and serve with professionalism and care. At this time, it is in our best interest to not allow that trust to be undermined. To that end, we emphasize: • The Glendale Police Department does not enforce immigration law. That is not their role, nor will it ever be. • We remain in full compliance with California Senate Bill 54 (SB 54), which prohibits local law enforcement from using resources for immigration enforcement. • The Glendale Police Department has not engaged in immigration enforcement, nor will it do so moving forward.

BREAKING

The City of Glendale, California — one of the most populous cities in Southern California — says it has terminated its contract with U.S. Homeland Security and ICE.

Gotta start sending n*ggas a pic of themselves when they demand a pic of pussy!! DPMO

I’m sure it seems like Bluesky is just scandal after scandal, but it’s important to note how quickly bad actors are being rooted out here. There were scammers and predators operating for YEARS on Twitter cuz no one would call them out. We are doing better by each other here.

Not enough ppl realizing that the reason these “men” champion these famous abusers is b/c:

1. they see themselves in the abuser and it helps them justify their own behavior;

2. they WANT it to be ok to treat women that way; and

3. they’ll take any chance they can to add to women’s pain.

I’ll never forgive tiktok for running up the price of oxtail

Affect = fuck around

Effect = find out

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Idk something about someone who doesn't even want you to lift a finger does something to me

I’m always nice to AI because when it takes over the world I want it to spare me

This right here......

This is what happens when everyone knows gramps shouldn't be driving but no one wants to take away his keys.