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A drawing I did in the style of a comic panel, re-creating a scene from the end of John Carpenter's THE FOG (1980), in which Blake and his fellow pirate ghost zombies saunter into the local church accompanied by the titular fog. They are all shadowy figures, but Blake in front is wearing a sword and has glowing red eyes. The caption reads: "The accursed fog carried Blake and his men inside the church. The shuffling sound of Blake's waterlogged boots echoed eerily in the nave as his burning eyes pierced the darkness."

A drawing I did in the style of a comic panel, re-creating a scene from the end of John Carpenter's THE FOG (1980), in which Blake and his fellow pirate ghost zombies saunter into the local church accompanied by the titular fog. They are all shadowy figures, but Blake in front is wearing a sword and has glowing red eyes. The caption reads: "The accursed fog carried Blake and his men inside the church. The shuffling sound of Blake's waterlogged boots echoed eerily in the nave as his burning eyes pierced the darkness."

Happy 146th anniversary, Antonio Bay! Watching THE FOG tonight to celebrate (and here's a related piece I drew two years ago).

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a close up of a woman 's face with the words are you weird below her Alt: Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie The Fog. She's sitting in the passenger seat of a truck at night, turned toward Tom Atkins who is out of frame driving. She asks him, "Are you weird?"

Obviously, you know what we're watching tonight. πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒ«οΈβ›΅

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Good news, everyone! Vegetarian burial options now available.

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Wall art available in the ATB Publishing store on Tee Public. It's a replica of the KAB Radio station gate sign from the 1980 movie The Fog. The text and border is maroon, with circles at each corner to mimic being attached to the gate. The center reads, "KAB RADIO 1340 FCC LIC 66W9 NO TRESPASSING."

Wall art available in the ATB Publishing store on Tee Public. It's a replica of the KAB Radio station gate sign from the 1980 movie The Fog. The text and border is maroon, with circles at each corner to mimic being attached to the gate. The center reads, "KAB RADIO 1340 FCC LIC 66W9 NO TRESPASSING."

Screen grab from the 1980 movie The Fog that shows DJ Stevie Wayne pausing to open the gate at the top of the stairs leading to her lighthouse radio station. You can see the sign on the gate, which has a maroon border and maroon text in the center that reads, "KAB RADIO 1340 FCC LIC 66W9 NO TRESPASSING."

Screen grab from the 1980 movie The Fog that shows DJ Stevie Wayne pausing to open the gate at the top of the stairs leading to her lighthouse radio station. You can see the sign on the gate, which has a maroon border and maroon text in the center that reads, "KAB RADIO 1340 FCC LIC 66W9 NO TRESPASSING."

How niche are the designs in our TeePublic shop? We made a version of the KAB Radio gate sign from THE FOG because we wanted one to hang on our own wall.

Celebrate Antonio Bay's 146th birthday today by grabbing one for yourself: www.teepublic.com/poster-and-a...

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Screen grab of a scene from the movie EASY A. Emma Stone's character (Olive) is standing on the left facing Thomas Haden Church's character (Mr. Griffith). They are in the school cafeteria. Mr. Griffith is saying, "Don't forget, tomorrow's Earth Day."

Screen grab of a scene from the movie EASY A. Emma Stone's character (Olive) is standing on the left facing Thomas Haden Church's character (Mr. Griffith). They are in the school cafeteria. Mr. Griffith is saying, "Don't forget, tomorrow's Earth Day."

Shout out to one of the greatest deadpan line reads in film history.

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Screen grab from a cell phone game. Two characters are looking shocked, and one of them, identified as Jackie, has a speech box that says, "Are you sure you don't need a professional?"

Screen grab from a cell phone game. Two characters are looking shocked, and one of them, identified as Jackie, has a speech box that says, "Are you sure you don't need a professional?"

Does your team need a writer? Are you looking for someone who has spent decades using her actual brain to create interesting and persuasive collections of words?

I'm available for full-time, part-time, or contract work and have experience in a wide range of industries.

Please share to boost!

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Wish I had sexy friends like this who brought me life juice

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If I ran a bakery, I'd go with a raspberry beignet as a thematic offering.

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What in the Grapes of Wrath is going on here?

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Oh, yay I get to use my meme again

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Screen grab from a cell phone game. Two characters are looking shocked, and one of them, identified as Jackie, has a speech box that says, "Are you sure you don't need a professional?"

Screen grab from a cell phone game. Two characters are looking shocked, and one of them, identified as Jackie, has a speech box that says, "Are you sure you don't need a professional?"

Does your team need a writer? Are you looking for someone who has spent decades using her actual brain to create interesting and persuasive collections of words?

I'm available for full-time, part-time, or contract work and have experience in a wide range of industries.

Please share to boost!

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Poster for RiffTrax Live Reefer Madness, which depicts the guys as burned out hippies standing with microphones in a cloud of smoke.

Poster for RiffTrax Live Reefer Madness, which depicts the guys as burned out hippies standing with microphones in a cloud of smoke.

Poster for the Rifftrax Short Keep Off The Grass, which has a still of a super stoned guy from the film looking super blissed out.

Poster for the Rifftrax Short Keep Off The Grass, which has a still of a super stoned guy from the film looking super blissed out.

Poster for the RiffTrax Short Stoned with Scott Baio, riffed by Bridget and Mary Jo. It shows a still from the film where Scott Baio is supposedly stoned and basically sitting kind of boneless on a swing in a public playground.

Poster for the RiffTrax Short Stoned with Scott Baio, riffed by Bridget and Mary Jo. It shows a still from the film where Scott Baio is supposedly stoned and basically sitting kind of boneless on a swing in a public playground.

Poster for the Rifftrax Short At Your Fingertips: Grasses, which shows a still from the film with a kid wearing a creepy mask made from a painted plate with holes cut in it and a bunch of dried grass glued to the edges.

Poster for the Rifftrax Short At Your Fingertips: Grasses, which shows a still from the film with a kid wearing a creepy mask made from a painted plate with holes cut in it and a bunch of dried grass glued to the edges.

Whether or not you partake, here's a little thematic @rifftrax.com 420 playlist you can enjoy to mark the day!

🌿 REEFER MADNESS (Live)
🚬 KEEP OFF THE GRASS
πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ STONED
πŸ‘Ή AT YOUR FINGERTIPS: GRASSES

Anything else you'd add to the list?

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Scene from the end of the movie Matilda, where Matilda and Miss Honey are having a picnic on the lawn. Miss Honey is wearing denim overalls with a pink tee and holding an apple. Matilda is wearing a straw hat with a red ribbon and red and white striped shirt and holding a sandwich. There are open books on the picnic blanket in front of them, along with a vase of daisies and a big picnic basket. They are both blissfully smiling.

Scene from the end of the movie Matilda, where Matilda and Miss Honey are having a picnic on the lawn. Miss Honey is wearing denim overalls with a pink tee and holding an apple. Matilda is wearing a straw hat with a red ribbon and red and white striped shirt and holding a sandwich. There are open books on the picnic blanket in front of them, along with a vase of daisies and a big picnic basket. They are both blissfully smiling.

Me being left behind by AI

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Front cover of the Pillsbury recipe pamphlet Summertime Across America Cookbook from 1983. It has a grid of 4 photos to represent each region within the book. The photos show a fajita, a layer cake, a bowl of vegetables, and a piece of fish with sauce being spooned on it. Literally none of the foods look appetizing, except maybe the broccoli in the veggie bowl, which is admittedly at least fresh.

Front cover of the Pillsbury recipe pamphlet Summertime Across America Cookbook from 1983. It has a grid of 4 photos to represent each region within the book. The photos show a fajita, a layer cake, a bowl of vegetables, and a piece of fish with sauce being spooned on it. Literally none of the foods look appetizing, except maybe the broccoli in the veggie bowl, which is admittedly at least fresh.

Photo and recipe for German Potato Salad and Brats. The photo shows a glass mug of beer with entirely too much foam on it, an out-of-focus pile of brats in the background with no grill marks, and two brats on a plate in the foreground that have been grilled into submission and topped with a beige goop that claims to be potato salad. Dressing ingredients: 1 beaten egg, 2 Tb sugar, 2 Tb vinegar, 1/2 tsp dry mustard, 1/4 tsp celery seed, 1/8 tsp pepper. Dish ingredients: 4 slices bacon, 1/4 cup sliced green onions, 1.5 cups water, 1 tsp instant beef bouillon or 1 beef bouillon cube, 1/2 cup milk, 1.5 cups Hungry Jack Mashed Potato Flakes, 6 bratwurst. Directions: In small saucepan, combine all dressing ingredients. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until thickened. Set aside. In large skillet, fry bacon until crisp. Remove bacon from pan; crumble and set aside. Add onions to bacon drippings and cook until tender. Stir in water and beef bouillon; bring to rolling boil. Remove from heat. Add milk and potato flakes, stirring until combined. Add bacon and dressing; stir until well mixed. Keep hot. Grill bratwurst until thoroughly cooked. Split each bratwurst lengthwise not cutting through completely. Spread open. Top each with about 1/2 cup hot potato mixture. Serve immediately. 6 servings.

Photo and recipe for German Potato Salad and Brats. The photo shows a glass mug of beer with entirely too much foam on it, an out-of-focus pile of brats in the background with no grill marks, and two brats on a plate in the foreground that have been grilled into submission and topped with a beige goop that claims to be potato salad. Dressing ingredients: 1 beaten egg, 2 Tb sugar, 2 Tb vinegar, 1/2 tsp dry mustard, 1/4 tsp celery seed, 1/8 tsp pepper. Dish ingredients: 4 slices bacon, 1/4 cup sliced green onions, 1.5 cups water, 1 tsp instant beef bouillon or 1 beef bouillon cube, 1/2 cup milk, 1.5 cups Hungry Jack Mashed Potato Flakes, 6 bratwurst. Directions: In small saucepan, combine all dressing ingredients. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until thickened. Set aside. In large skillet, fry bacon until crisp. Remove bacon from pan; crumble and set aside. Add onions to bacon drippings and cook until tender. Stir in water and beef bouillon; bring to rolling boil. Remove from heat. Add milk and potato flakes, stirring until combined. Add bacon and dressing; stir until well mixed. Keep hot. Grill bratwurst until thoroughly cooked. Split each bratwurst lengthwise not cutting through completely. Spread open. Top each with about 1/2 cup hot potato mixture. Serve immediately. 6 servings.

Nothing says "summertime" like brats slathered in potato salad that is made from instant mashed potato flakes and is thus actually potato paste. 🀒

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Screen grab of one of my Facebook memories from April 19, 2012. The post says: "Actual quote from an actual article I'm editing right now: 'I promise to do all I can to bring justice to my parents,' said the girl, who uses the screenname 'rabbit loves yogurt.'"

Screen grab of one of my Facebook memories from April 19, 2012. The post says: "Actual quote from an actual article I'm editing right now: 'I promise to do all I can to bring justice to my parents,' said the girl, who uses the screenname 'rabbit loves yogurt.'"

Happy "rabbit loves yogurt" day to all who celebrate.

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I went grocery shopping and only bought what was on my list, which should make me feel like I achieved something but mostly just makes me want to eat an entire sheet cake.

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Screen grab from the movie Chopping Mall, where the sloppy customer in the diner is shoving food into his mouth. Overlaid on the image is a light blue tee with yellow writing that says, "Waitress, More Butter" in a drippy, melty font.

Screen grab from the movie Chopping Mall, where the sloppy customer in the diner is shoving food into his mouth. Overlaid on the image is a light blue tee with yellow writing that says, "Waitress, More Butter" in a drippy, melty font.

Want to support our small press but aren't in the market for a book? We have a bunch of pop culture homage designs on Tee Public, and right now they're all on sale!

Does this get me weird looks when I wear it? Yes. Does that make me love it even more? Also yes.

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Meet the Hobgoblins by atbpublishing They're over here, they're over there!

We love the "meet the Hobgoblins" bit so much that we put it on a shirt πŸ˜‚

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What's The Story, Wishbone? | A Feature Length Documentary A heartfelt documentary exploring the beloved PBS series that introduced classic literature to an entire generation.

How excited am I about this documentary?

All my husband said to me was, "Wishbone?" and I immediately launched into the theme song before he could tell me there was a trailer to watch.

(Also, after watching it I am convinced this dog is made of actual magic.)

www.whatsthestorywishbone.com

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Munchies Pollo Burrito from El Mixteco plus Chips, Guac, and a Jamaica for the road229 S. Broadway This local spot on South Broadway doesn’t get nearly enough love. The chicken burrito is a prime example of…

Some of our favorite snacks for after a smoke sesh.
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I got to watch all these movies with him as he wrote his review, and I definitely concur that the picture quality on these discs is absolutely stunning.

Also, the music is so wonderfully silly that I may or may not have starting shout-singing along with the subtitles like I was in a karaoke bar.

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Once your new passport is issued (meaning the application is successful) your current one immediately becomes invalid. Since it can take a while to process/print/mail, if you have travel plans you need to leave yourself tons of time.

You can also still renew an expired passport for a few years FYI

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Just pinched something in my neck leaning over the bag of rice cakes I was trying to eat without getting crumbs on my posture pillow, in case you were wondering what Friday nights look like in your 40s.

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Still from the movie What We Do In the Shadows. It's the point in the movie where Vlad has been really depressed and not going out or eating, so he looks like absolute shit. His skin is all dried out and dusty, his eyebrows are shaggy, and his hair is stringy and gray.

Still from the movie What We Do In the Shadows. It's the point in the movie where Vlad has been really depressed and not going out or eating, so he looks like absolute shit. His skin is all dried out and dusty, his eyebrows are shaggy, and his hair is stringy and gray.

I've officially reached the point of unemployment (made worse by the state of the world) where I can no longer afford the skincare products that make me feel halfway human.

If I ever manage to get another job interview, I hope I don't scare them off when I rock up like this.

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Same energy

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I really miss the days when trending topics on a social media site were things like

πŸ“ˆ Top hat gopher
πŸ“ˆ McRib is back
πŸ“ˆ National cozy slipper day
πŸ“ˆ Mime dance challenge

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I think my favorite part is the guy who tries to smooth the tape back down on the road at the end, like he's fixing a problem before the personal injury lawyer sees it.

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And now it's time for the yearly springtime game of Is That Dark Blob on the Floor a Dried Cherry Blossom or a Spider?β„’

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I've been out of work for 15 months after a mass layoff of creatives from a company I only worked at for 6 months after being out of work for 8 months after a mass layoff of creatives. Both times for an AI "pivot" by a clueless CEO.

Trying to survive until the bubble bursts but might starve first.

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I have 20+ years experience as a writer/editor/communications professional, and I'm struggling to find *any* job listings that don't require AI use. I saw one yesterday that said they expect you to use AI as proof that you're adaptable and willing to learn new things. Just peak cult behavior.

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