lol. Lmao even.

Respect.

Anybody who knows me knows what I’m about. Anyone who wants to come at me sideways is just wasting energy. Trying to call out other socialists is just bad praxis, it’s much more effective to call people in to have that conversation.

If you ever catch me acting foolish just DM me.

How pissed were the women on the Titanic who skipped dessert?

No, you see, it’s a bad thing if it offends me personally, but when I do it then it‘s perfectly fine.

A briefcase full of smoked and cured meats

Switching out the president's nuclear briefcase with this and finally getting my much deserved nobel peace prize

Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores

Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores theonion.com/southwest-airlines-begin...

Firing up the anxiety machine so I can overstimulate myself and then trauma dump onto other people

Yes, but have you ever taken a heroic dose of mushrooms and experienced ego death?

Time to wake up.

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

Still rude I guess

Hold my beer, I'm going to judge the living and the dead

for anyone confused at the bluesky waffle discourse, google "blue waffle" for context

Uh oh! You have triggered a trap! A flaming boulder is now rapidly rolling towards you.

congrats dickhead now your trapped in the prism

keep reloading, i'm honking

is there some way to turn off the "rude" label when it's making me click on every post in someone's entire account that shits ridiculous

Life hack: Put spinach in your underwear

World Record Attempt Highest Skateboard Drop In YouTube video by Red Bull

just got a short about this and if you’re interested in a bonkers huge skateboard ramp you have 2 days to prepare to watch this

Weird because I'm constantly being told by the right that Javier Milei and his hardcore libertarian capitalist policies brought endless prosperity to the country

picture of Weedville, Pennsylvania

picture of Weedville, Pennsylvania

Weedville, Pennsylvania
Population: 472
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weedville,_Pennsylvania

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Boxing Helena (1993)

a small brown dog leaps up from behind a pile of crunchy brown leaves. her eyes and mouth are open wide, and her big floppy ears are extended out like wings to either side.

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

the people cry out for crab insurance

is it the rapture already

I saw someone who said they did this

“I don’t know who she is”
“He, he’s a he”
“So he’s one of those pronoun people?”

I don’t know if they really said this. But I am going to use this if I get the chance

Ok so that's two mufos with celebrity pfps that dummies assumed were actually them tonight

I absolutely commend you for this reflection

Chicago says winning.