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Thieve Gauche

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Packets of all four flavours of Nik Naks, together in a shop

Packets of all four flavours of Nik Naks, together in a shop

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

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A google map showing Nigel Farage is currently in Twatt on the Shetland Isles

A google map showing Nigel Farage is currently in Twatt on the Shetland Isles

I didn't know Google could do that

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Wiiiiiill!

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Look at this idiot

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Plan for the evening.

Go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this all to blow over.

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Molly Lambert
@mollylambert
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App
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Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent
When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source
The Sun
@TheSun • Jan 18, 2019
'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend
thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s.
8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
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Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android
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Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

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Offering a free online class titled “how to ignore the thing you don’t like on the internet”

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Wait what!? And now I know! I've loved his stuff since Loser and Fume.

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My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me. The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.

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Map of the United States with geologic and geomorphic processes highlighted. For instance, the central US landscape was caused by farming, while the Appalachian mountains were caused by continents colliding, while Florida was caused by ongoing disputes between limestone and water, and the southwest was caused by water and time

Map of the United States with geologic and geomorphic processes highlighted. For instance, the central US landscape was caused by farming, while the Appalachian mountains were caused by continents colliding, while Florida was caused by ongoing disputes between limestone and water, and the southwest was caused by water and time

Xkcd does it again!

m.xkcd.com/3221/

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Eating soup while drunk is fascinating because it either means you are at the absolute lowest point in your existence, or at a wedding

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A spreadeagled fluffball cat.

A spreadeagled fluffball cat.

A ginger kitten climbing my head

A ginger kitten climbing my head

Compare and contrast

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Via Forces Bible on Insta. Made me chuckle.

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Meet Ron (Weasley).

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Remember to look out for illegal "cut & shut" posts, where two bits of different posts are welded togethDorset until the late 40s, where he married a cellist from Bratislava, and died of pneumonia.

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Sharp edges are a fail. Lots of silver duck tape across the gap may be ok?

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At my 40th my son was 3 and I had newborn twin girls.
I was 17 at my mum's 40th!

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I wasn't much into dance or clubs in the 90s ("Martine's" anyone?) but driving through Tunbridge Wells traffic yesterday, I had a moment of clarity when playing "Insomnia" quite loudly - what a tune!

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from a recent Private Eye

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I'm a bit AC/DC with Firefox and Chrome but generally use FF

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I think a significant part of any school's OFSTED rating should relate to how easily you can find the term dates on their website.

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My sticking with Firefox is finally vindicated

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Comparing the nutrional value of a toasted teacake with a packet of McCoy crisps.

Comparing the nutrional value of a toasted teacake with a packet of McCoy crisps.

I consider this an important use of ChatGPT in determining the choice of mid-morning snack.

Teacakes for the win, I think

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POB IS JOHN LENNON

POB IS JOHN LENNON

SWEEP IS PAUL MCCARTNEY

SWEEP IS PAUL MCCARTNEY

MR BLOBBY IS GEORGE HARRISON

MR BLOBBY IS GEORGE HARRISON

CUDDLES IS RINGO STARR

CUDDLES IS RINGO STARR

Love the look of the first stills from the Sam Mendes Beatles movies! What a cast!
#beatles #thebeatles

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