Oh hell yeah

picnics with friends are the best 💫

I need a babysitter, but for my cat. Everyone wants a baby sleepover, but what about a Scrunchy sleepover? He likes people too, and I need a break from him more often than I do his human brother

So annoyed, ordered hair dye and the fucking shopper didn't bother to look for it and then substituted my RED hair dye for NATURAL BROWN!!! That was clearly not the best substitution, I even provided substitution and he ignored it because he thought I should go natural!!!

Nose piercing, contacts, y2k brows and cherry cola hair. I'm getting so hot, bunnies.

Celebrating 4/20 tonight with some Tomodachi Life 🍃✨️

And my boy officially knows how to use a fork!!!

Spent an hour on hold with Service Canada just for them to hang up on me mid call 😍

fruity sanrio characters 💫

i had to call off work cus my baby got diarrhea, but didn't realize it's 4/20, so my boss def thinks im staying home to smoke. I will later, but i swear thats not why

I wish I wasn't such a planner and didn't get so stressed or upset when plans change

Good morning bsky 🌞

Omg happy birthday to weed

meme about why is the laundry basket always full

guys i lost my phone somewhere in my house and CANNOT find it, so now i gotta use social media on my laptop like a millenial

My relationship during pregnancy was comparable to those two spiders from Adventure Time

At 40 I'm running for city council on an independent platform and, if elected, I'm gonna spend every day fighting with the representative from my ward who I got beef with over him wanting to destroy a protected wetland to build houses because, he is a slumlord first and foremost.

Hell would freeze over before my dad gave up his Pepsi and cigarettes

Elect me for Prime Minister, I will introduce a caffeine tax and nicotine tax and slowly cure you of all your addictions

My terrible, terrible cat sons broke into the cupboard last night and ate all the treats

I did so well on tips this week that I can get my second nose piercing as soon as I want

Literally obsessed with it, gonna go back to get the other side done too

Yay bitch impulsively got her nose pierced on the way home from work

My partner has ADHD and the rate at which he destroys his fidget toys is incredible. It's like having one of them dogs that's always destroying their toys.

Pompompurin squishy from Dollarama 🍨 #pompompurin #sanrio

I wish that frozen food still had deep frying instructions on the packaging and not just oven and air fryer. Please, some of us converted back, just let me have my grease.

Cubaris isopod (sp. Cherry blossom, pink panda king) with cherry blossoms Some isopods curl their bodies into a ball to mimic flowers, and some others are decorated with little flowers. Pastel colors convey a soft spring atmosphere.

🌸 Cherry blossom isopod

I live with musculoskeletal issues. Some days it's just an inconvenience, and some days it renders me completely bedridden and helpless. Today being one of those bad days. I can't get out of bed because my muscles and bones feel like they're burning and ripping. I just want some peace.