hell yeah

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

It's 4/20 want a hit of this gas love

It's true even today that they are making that much.

I've always adored the idea of getting a tattoo but I've always struggled to think of something that's been important to me for long enough to have it inked on my body essentially forever

her name is emily :)

A buddy's oc

👼 she pulled once, she can do it again

We're in a real dark era for games where you can capture the flag.

love youuuuuuuu 💖💖💖

the surcharge on marriage annulment I need to pay every time I fuck a man's wife in front of him has risen by 3.7% in the last five years, I am a proactive stimulator of the local economy and this is how the government treats me, it's fucking bullshit

Happy 4/20 😎

In a world where i have to see advertisements for gachas before every fucking video you expect me to nod and agree when you say Donkey Kong 64 loves collectibles too much? Perchance?

You fucking animals play cookie clicker and gachas and have the nerve to shame the humble Banjos Kazooie for its indulgence?

People disparage Banjo Kazooie for over-focusung on collectibles but consider this: it does in fact feel good af to collect a thing amd hear a dipshit sound effect play and see that number go up

woke up in a cold sweat thinking of this
@maffewgregg.bsky.social

HI I LOVE YOU?????

waaaaaaaaugh I will get there eventually!!!!

we're just selling Mystery Plastic now, that's all we've got

My personal trick to looking confident as a late 30s trans woman is you have to be able to channel and embrace irredeemable hags (affectionate) as your external aura and completely own the aesthetic instead of looking like it controls you on a superficial horny level.

I am the one who tops.

oh I'm not implying it is, that was just where I saw em

I was in a hot topic while I was in america and they were sellings fucking *socks* in a blind box. I was just like at what point do we try and regulate this shit

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo poerngraphy

oh holy shit that makes it even cooler

he had a rly fun match with Pac on Collision where the DRs, especially Garcia, were utterly terrified of him lmao

I adore how this isn't a ~spooky~ gimmick, it isn't "ooooooh what horrible depths has this man sunk to, what terrible deeds is he now capable of?" it's just "...dude what the fuck is up with that guy?" he's not a House of Black type he's just a Fuckin Weirdo

Lemon Jelly - Lost Horizons (2002)

never really rises above Pleasantly Pretty Good, but gives you a lot of sounds and textures within that to navigate. Starts you off quietly grooving in your chair and nodding your head and keeps that momentum right through to the end. What's not to like?

I know they were fuckin on the sly while angel was at the hotel 🫣

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Val the cutie #valentino #hazbinhotel

for as chuddish as their vibes are sometime this is like half the premise of Last Podcast on the Left IIRC. Just looking at famous serial killers like "can you believe these fucking idiot assholes were *this* bad at covering their tracks and the idiot asshole cops STILL took this long to get em???"

Gender should literally just be a common thing that people *should* examine in order to have a fullness of life, even if nothing massively changes. It should be as common as developing a fashion style or a music taste. Deconstruction of societal imprint, no matter how “far” you go, is freedom.