“Never forget what they took from you/world you grew up in no longer exists/retvrn” guy but for the Yankees adding a third jersey

I still remember what happened the last time…

And now we live in an era where “6-7” is considered poetry 😔

And so ends another Colorado Cinderella narrative

I predict the most popular rabbit name of 2026 will be "The Jumpy Martha"

Unfortunately for the next band to cover "We Didn't Start the Fire," Artemis II doesn't really fit the meter of the song

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . Alt: GIF: Fozzie seeks validation

If I’m the Padres, I’m renting a boat and packing four City Connect jerseys for the astronauts. Talk about making a splash!

Also:
Green Dot Stables
Golden Fleece
Buddy’s Pizza
Slows BBQ
Polish Village Cafe

Definitely an Applebees and certainly fine, but knowing that no experience would top that one, I have never retuned.

Man flips calendar to 1984 with grave concern

When I predicted a Tigers-Padres World Series rematch this wasn’t what I had in mind

Not even 100 days into Zohran’s term and he’s rid the Mets of capital lists

Conan thousand yard stare

Cat with orange party hat stares with concern at tuna cat with lit birthday candle. Pop-up window reads “Unfortunately, the clock is ticking. The hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting. Do you understand?” Options are I understand and remain ignorant.

I understand

En route to @baseballhall.org!

For those disillusioned by traditional religion, might I recommend the Church of Geno?

Hammish Hamilton, for all you torch-and-pitchfork purveyors.

Birmingham Baron, Daytona 500 owner and now an Oscar winner? Is there anything Michael Jordan can't do?

Shouldn't Roman Anthony be playing for Team Italy?

What does it say about me that I didn't think there was anything wrong with Burger King until a commercial told me everything about them used to suck

Quick exception to No Kings

Must be the hat.

TikTok personality leans forward on a couch with hands clasped while intently watching a program. Conan O'Brien posters adorn his wall with prop mugs to his left. Dog in foreground wears a Late Night cap.

Oscars and WBC night. Lock in

My latest for @baseballhall.org ⤵️

Do Hughes believe in miracles?

Bill Mazeroski’s game-used jersey, pants and bat from his walk-off home run in Game 7 of the 1960 World Series on exhibit in the Western Pennsylvania Sports Museum

Statue of Bill Mazeroski outside PNC Park in exuberant baserunning pose

The helmet’s in Cooperstown, but his heart belonged to Pittsburgh. Rest in peace, Maz.

In Preller We Trust

IPWT

Amending a phrase in the popular vernacular. After watching the Daytona 500 it appears we’re now “pedal to 60-65 percent of the metal”

I love being on the right side of "boring Super Bowls" twice in my lifetime

Seahawks offense pulling the Walker Lever like

America's most "What are the other sides again? Guess I'll have the bread" since 1938