Fucking hell, not seen Mama Lisa's work mentioned for years now. They were quite a talented artist, shame they stopped with size content.

The best girls to make big are the ones who can definitely not be trusted with that amount of power

A sound vibe.

I want to see heinous big girl shit happening outside my office window. I want to have to decide whether it's safer to stay put or make a break for it. I want to watch her shoot up into the sky and realise I've made the wrong choice even though both choices would have led to this result.

I want to feel the foundations shake from lust-filled moans alone

If trains aren't meant to get slurped up like spaghetti then why are they long?

Right, I'm very pissed but I'm reflecting on what I, just as an individual, want.

It's hard to put into words but I just want to see people succeed you know. For people to identify their worth, overcome self doubt, amd just fucking nail it. Just have pride in what you do

Throw in some horror elements to build paranoia and you've effectively got the Lovecraft. Might flesh this concept out on Sunday, stag do in London tomorrow.

What appears at first glance to be the ramblings of a deranged individual start falling into place. Notes scrawled into margins, perhaps an Eldritch truth at the end. Fuck sakes, I need to go bed but now I'm thinking.

Might have just had a interesting idea for a puzzle game. Reverse engineering the notes of someone who started uncovering the truth, trying to make head or tails of a disorganised file to unpack the solutions. I like this idea, I don't think it's been done.

I like to think I'm normal and then I realise that because that I have a favourite style of pencil...

It's a golf pencil because I can put it between my teeth like a ciggy when I'm thinking. Also sits nicely behind the ear. I'm just particular right.

I did wonder where you went, but I put it down to Bluesky being down yesterday, hope the appeal works out for you

Playing the Blue Prince at the moment. It gives me the same vibe as Myst, a world unto itself with secrets bristling under the surface waiting to be uncovered. A good puzzle game tantalises you with solutions just out of reach.

It's quite impressive how long this app has been running poorly for...

One day, in the far future, size video producers will nail the art of non-cringe inducing dialogue...

It's deeply upsetting that I've got to the age that I now need a fucking heartburn tablet after a drink

As I have no further legal tools at my disposal, I accept your apology and politely request that you return to your natural side of the Atlantic. Thank you for visiting and raising an issue that we now consider resolved.

Come back and it's the broom and a lecture. Good day to you madam.

THIS CAN BE ARRANGED. (within 6 working months subject to availability of requisite staff along with provision of suitable hosting venue and a small financial contribution for tea and biscuits) CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.

You laugh. I will find a broom.

(On form today with the GIFs, well done. Always a laugh)

Well piss off over the administrative boundary, then it's not my problem. If I catch you round here gobbling up anymore tax payers I will smack you round the back of the head with a broom. Honestly, I'm just trying to make the gears of effective governance grind. Hard enough, stop it

Well do you mind? It's hard enough carrying out statistical analysis on large groups without large idiots gobbling them up. Honestly. Makes a bureaucrats job tedious at the best of times.

Yeah... That about covers it

I'll let @kipbongo.bsky.social elaborate

It's a fun little gif, kudos on putting it together so quickly

Ah, my training has not disappointed me!

Based on experience, it's an array of cartoon sound effects

The sudden realisation that I'm actually quite pissed... Uh oh.

Who am I kidding, being drunk is fun.

Port is amazing.

Wednesday is too early in the week for a heavy drink right? Because that bottle is calling to me like a siren right now

Essay complete, head aching, caffeine jitters but at least it's done.