Okay, but The Pitt is basically a sketch show, right?

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

Uber ballot initiative sparks showdown with lawyers, doctors Lawyers and doctors oppose Uber’s proposed ballot initiative, which would cap contingency fees and limit recoveries for medical costs from car crashes.

CALIFORNIA: Those scare ads for legislation limiting medical settlements that quote the LA Times are paid for by Uber because they want to limit how much they can be sued for when they hit you with their cars. calmatters.org/economy/2026...

They also hate their employees!

If you can't figure out what coffee you want without asking computer, I genuinely think your brain is not developed enough to handle caffeine?

It's so cool that there's finally a way to figure out what coffee you want, I take back everything I've even said about AI.

I was genuinely hoping it'd be Quidsville

For real, do these guys have an example of someone not using AI because it's too hard? No one's opting out because they're incapable, they're opting out because it's not capable.

"get your reps in now or you'll never be able to disengage your brain as quick as me"

Like, even _if_ AI does become capable of thinking and creating, your time _now_ is still best spent learning how to write/draw/paint/think.

"learn to use AI, or you're going to get left behind..."

Like, dogg, if this shit ever works, it's not like it's going to be hard to use. It's whole appeal is the world's dumbest dipshits can use it to "create," I'm not worried about learning how to describe some shit to computer.

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to paraphrase the best obi wan kenobi line

youtu.be/xCtPBFHKSNg?...

I know everyone's chortling, but the other way to look at it is that the Democrats are like the only people on earth who have ever lost to JD Vance.

We were late this week, eps incoming!

Guess you have to give it up for principled republicans that being pedophiles has a policy backbone for them.

It's so rare that Fox News so cleanly lays out that the official position of the Republican Party is that they think 15 year olds should have more babies.

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

This is real

Conversely, if you're the type of "writer" whose work can be improved by "computer, give me ten suggestions for a transition between scene 5 and scene 6," you don't actually even need to bother putting a gun to your head and firing because what's the point of wasting bullets into a void.

People who can't create have such insane ideas of what stumps actual writers. "Oh, I can't think of ideas for how to end a scene... woe is me..." -- if you think this is the type of dilemma an actual working writer faces, you don't get to speculate on the alleged utility of AI.

Good to see What the Fuck Is Wrong With You University's Department Of No Fucking Shit Studies is still in business

Drove past a funeral procession yesterday that had two cybertrucks in it.

you gotta start an MI only social media, strictly lake bits and euchre strat

What the average person thinks HR is supposed to do for them at a job

is what unions are actually for.

matt who is this for

AI writing is only a valuable idea if you, a tech idiot, are incapable of understanding the difference between writing and typing.

It's so funny every time they try to market AI writing bots to people who aren't writers, and have to pretend like actual writers get stuck on things like "how do I pick the _perfect_ word, if only I could get through this insurmountable obstacle, but alas, I cannot, so my writing must end."

This. Is. Murder. Even. If. No. One. Calls. It. That.

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