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Posts by Tanuki
A full day of patients. Save me entire album from Ocarina of Time
I read the news today oh boy
I think what hurts me the most is trying to be friends with someone who makes NO effort. And you call them out on it, they make the effort for a bit, then boom. Back where we started.
Which is crazy because I see them engage with people on this app, more than they can text back or hang out. 🤷🏾
The cover for I haven't seen you since highschool! With the captions- cover reveal and art by mitch green. The cover is a pair of hands and teeth in shadow, with a drop of blood between them.
The back cover with the blurb: "Boy, it's been forever! I haven't seen you since high school!" These greetings pop up like weeds in the hidden requests of your inbox. Most of us just delete and move on, but what if just once, out of curiosity, you decided to message back? What horror would unfold from.the dark wolrd of multi-level marketing scams? What's really in the Tupperware that your guests brought to the dinner party? Is that peppermint oil in your IV bag? Did the pastors wife actually just hand you a bottle of lube? Explore the deep, dark world of multi-level marketing with a men loving men twist. Caption reads: Pre-order now!
The cover for I haven't seen you since highschool! With the captions- coming to a tupperware party near you and April 28th 2026 The cover is a pair of hands and teeth in shadow, with a drop of blood between them.
COVER REVEAL!
And it looks awesome!
I'm so excited for this!
You can find my short story, 'Twink Juice' in LMH's I Haven't Seen You Since High School, an MLMx2 Horror Anthology- available for pre-order, releasing April 28th.
www.lmhpub.com/product-page...
Just Grass 🍃
Timing couldn’t be more perfect
Tell that to the people on TikTok shamelessly dancing to past hits and deep cuts lol
goats
First Friday in almost two months without rehearsal or some project to work on for the house. Dropping an edible and relaxing 😤
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i baked some bluuuuuuue stuff today 🗣️
(pain de mie with a butterfly pea flower swirl and some good ole fashioned blueberry muffins)
“So y’all hate Black people who are ICE agents?”
This is just Tekken
This was announced today so I guess I can show it now. :>
My Pride Variant cover for Emperor Aquaman #18
(Golden not even the best song on the soundtrack)
Black Men,
Today, I am thankful for
1. Your presence
2. Your protection
You are necessary. Don't go nowhere. Love you much!
I also made this Orc, so here he is.
Day 12 Man on the Moon
Happy 23rd Birthday to Final Fantasy X-2
Portrait doodle of my humanoid Bonny macaque OC with “red juice” splashed on his face. His expression is shock.
Uh oh
Good bussy speaks for itself
Squirtle on the floor with the text above that reads: un..uncut d*cks
Same, sis.
rio getting his pets in
monday lerb
Day 7
You made Inside Out!! That’s LITERALLY Therapy: The Movie
Bro. Boxers suck lol. What was I thinking when I put these on?
NOEM: I would disagree with the judge
CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?
NOEM: A what?
CROCKETT: A law degree
NOEM: No I do no-
CROCKETT: Okay