I love sharing recycling bins with my apartment complex because I love to see how much and what kind of alcohol we all like to drink

I don’t even know the meaning of hot cube anymore. I just know hot cube

@hotcube.bsky.social HOT CUBE!

I’m ngl bulbapedia has been a very important website for me for years

You ever cry so hard your nose smells/feels like you inhaled pool water

I hate when I’m at a party and I’m trying to sit alone in a room and people keep coming in to be like “are you okay??” But the cool thing about my friends is that I’m like yeah, I’m okay, I’m just trying to be alone right now and they’re all like, “sick, enjoy”

Tetris is too stressful for me

The people who brought the raccoon I mean were apparently mumbling about that

I was in the field so I didn’t get to witness everything but some of our biologists had to shimmy it into a cat carrier while the people were like “you’re gonna take care of it you’re gonna fix it” and then it died minutes after they left while they were mumbling about not contacting the DOH

Someone brought a live, sick raccoon wrapped in a sweatshirt in the back seat of their car to our office today 😀

I think I lost my W-2

I was about to admit to something that I shouldn’t do on an account I can’t make private

I have an ultra private incognito instagram to check up on people that I literally never want to speak to again and I hope they forgot I exist….

…. Perhaps you are correct….

Not everything is my business!

He’s puked several times since last night. I’m bringing him to the vet this afternoon :c

If I got him sick I’ll 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

My cat seems to be sick which means the rest of my life is permanently on pause until he feels better

Thought I felt better today so I tried to do things and was quickly humbled. Will not be doing that again

Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”

Oh thank god I was really worried about that

Thanks

Sorry yall for all the posts last night. I’ve been alone in my room for two days and needed to talk to someone. Welcome to my twitter

Mnoooooo you’re right I should do vampire survivors

My congestion is at the point between breaking up and fully congested where it kind of just burns my nostrils?

My expertise is really specific to the region I live in. I can tell you all about the northern cricket frog in New York State so don’t talk to me about a frog halfway across the world. I don’t know that frog. That’s not my frog

Almost everyone experiences imposter syndrome but when someone brings up like a species of salamander I’ve never heard of it really hurts me to pretend I know exactly what they’re talking about

Im scrolling social media while my iPad runs my ghost app. Typical night for Callie

Bluesky seems more serious than twitter but I just want to tell everyone that I’m so sick I feel like someone is tightening a rubber band around my head and injecting my sinuses with jello

Thank you