Sunday plans ☕️ 📚

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

I now know what I need!

Did I NEED to buy 3 more books for my already towering “must read” pile? Yes! Absolutely! And it was for a good cause, so technically I’m a hero.
📚🛍️✨
#Booksky #bookhaul #tbrpile

Really enjoying this series—The Corpse in the Closet was a cozy, quirky delight. Once I tackle a few other titles on my “must read” shelf, I’ll be back for book 3.
#Booksky #cozymystery #bookstack #tbrpile

I wouldn’t turn down a few million to go with that list 💰

No notes.
#CavalierChronicles
#Cutesky
#CavalierKingCharlesSpaniel

🥊 fighting words right there!

And Tesla still took a massive dump on his watch working 180 hours a week 💩

my dog: is it fresh cat shit?

My latest favorite saying: fuck all the way off!

a man with a ring on his finger is clapping ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is clapping

Fuck ALL THE WAY off!!!! I can’t wait to take my family back to Ukraine! 🇺🇦 ❤️

A crisp crackle as the knife breaks the crust. Steam sighs from the center. Earthy, nutty, warm.
This Fifty-Fifty Whole Wheat Sourdough took over 24 hours to make—and somehow still disappeared too fast.
#sourdoughwhispers #cozycrumb #homemadebread #slowfood

☀️📚 Sun, sand, and snarky banter—this book was the perfect beach escape. I devoured it like a frozen daiquiri 🍹 and a stack of poolside snacks.
“You don’t get to choose the circumstances. That’s the point of luck…”
#CozyReadersClub #BeachReadBliss #RomComPerfection #VacationVibes
#Booksky

I DOGE’d a little too hard in the garden today… thought I was pulling weeds but turns out I yanked up a whole bunch of cabbages meant for kimchi. You ever stare at your own mistake and just quietly spiral? Yeah. That.
#GardenFails #KimchiTragedy #DOGEnergized #CabbageCatastrophe

Why does this echidna look like he’s about to drop the hottest jazz piano album OF THE YEAR

During Lent I tell my dates the only thing I’ve given up is underwear.

It 10,000% is! ⛸️

this is where i concoct my potions and put little spells on uninvited guest.

other people have social lives. i have a coffee addiction and a pile of unread books judging me from across the room.

#NationalLibraryWeek
#LiteracyMatters

But did you see the beautiful 3rd goal they scored?? They won 3:1!!!

Feeling some type of way about not finding a cozy local bookstore on vacation… but then I walked into @barnesandnoble.com and the scent of paper, coffee, and quiet nostalgia wrapped around me like a warm hug from the past. ✨📚
#Booksky #NostalgiaInPages

Just finished The Lodge by Kayla Olson. A light, easy vacation read—felt a bit like scrolling sunny posts from your high school classmates. Fun enough poolside, just didn’t fully click for me. #Booksky #VacationReads