guy with a Grinch vibe but a SpongeBob aesthetic

it's getting hot out there, folks

thinking about if Speed was written by ai, and I gotta say I think she's on to something 🤔

Microblogging site for stoners called TooHigh

If getting super stoned then listening to audiobooks while you do the same yard work over and over with no discernable results was a societal norm then I would already be living the perfect life.

Q from Star Trek leaving on the resuming of an apartment balcony with text "I bring a sort of omnipotent trickster god Vibe to Starfleet vessels that captains don't really like"

*sleeping ass to ass with Destiny

Uncle Choped Unc

Love Shack - which is a little old place where we can get together, I'm told.

"Go Big Or Go Home" applies to being a silly little meat sac, too

I've learned the hard way not to let anyone close enough to my Peepil's Choice Award to make out the words

I always considered that a food group

basic flavors: salty, sweet, sour, bitter, umami, quirky

basic flavors: salty, sweet, sour, bitter, umami, quirky

Sure, there are tons of negatives to living in a post-truth society, but have you considered the adventure?

In the aerophobe community saying someone is the wind beneath your wings is a charge of villainy rather than heroism.

In the aerophobe community saying someone is the wind beneath your wings is a charge of villainy rather than heroism.

Sure, there are tons of negatives to living in a post-truth society, but have you considered the adventure?

Clippy is rolling over in his grave rn

when wackiness abounds you can either wack-on or wack-off

SHIT ON YOU!

SHIT!

ON!

YOU!

spray paint graffiti on a wall that says: HEAL DONT BE WHITE

sometimes the best advice is also the simplest

marge simpson holding a potato with the words "where my potassium kings at?" and the K in kings is the periodic table symbol for potassium

respect

Added text labels "bone meal, manure, and soil" over George and "my potato seeds" over kuato

We are a day late planting our potatoes but we're starting Russets and Yukon Golds today
🥔🌱

dude from og Total Recall with an ugly baby growing out of his abdomen. dude face is labeled "me reskeeting it" and the ugly baby face labeled as "a post about potatoes"

always a good day for taters, precious

happy so-so Saturday!