a man sitting in a chair holding a bag that says bag o ' glass ALT: a man sitting in a chair holding a bag that says bag o ' glass

I admire you listening to all that. His voice sounds like he swallowed a bag of glass 😏

Lying beeyotch says what? 😒

3 days from now: "I'm prepared to blow up their entire country unless they negotiate a deal"

2 days after that: "I'm letting the ceasefire continue because I'm the peace president. But they better hurry or I'll blow up their whole country. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!" 😒

Because any illness is woke for someone who truly believes in the "warrior ethos" 😒 /s

Look at that sweet girl with all those pretty flowers 🌷🌼 🥰

"I got some oceanfront property in the strait of Hormuz" 😏

First movie I thought of when I saw this AP post.
My favorite line: "the world isn't black and white Jack. The world is gray, it's gray."

🤣🤣

😂😂 just roll with it man

i despise that smug SOB, can't wait for him to burn in the 7th circle of hell 😒🖕

Dear person who's younger than me,

NO, and get used to it

Sincerely,
Someone older than you 😏

Why would anyone vote for that guy? He was obviously out of his depth as a football coach. He shouldn't even make it through a primary. We'll see if the voters in this state learned anything...at all.

cheese elimination is a dog's special skill 😂

i just love your stories, they always give me a mental boost. thank you 🤗

Dammit Luca 😢 got me right in the feels with that one ❤️

REAL patriots 🫡💙

😂😂😂 I love dogs, but goldens are especially goofy and lovable

5 shots? Poor baby, she should get at least 5 treats for such a rough day 🥰😉

Fraternity Of Man - Don't Bogart That Joint YouTube video by John1948FiveB

Happy 420 everyone! 😎✌️ And in honor of this very special day... 💚

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the only way this toy could be better is if it had Jason's voice saying "that's not your leg" when it gets squeezed 😂😂😂

😂😂 omg that's brilliant!! but...does it smell? 😂

Fog it out man 🌱✌️😎 Happy 420 to all who celebrate 😃

I thought he was suing for defamation of character...not definition 😂

😂😂😂 but what about Mothra? A perfectly good substitute 😁

Mondays are better with a Pupdate 🥰🥰

@diedrichbader.bsky.social is this you? 😁

Your name alone gets a follow 😁 Tony Joe White would be so proud 😊

Wright getting "reassigned" in 3, 2... 😏