Meh. This was standard midrats back in my Navy days.
No big deal.

Scientists Revived a 24,000-Year-Old Animal Frozen in Siberia, It Woke Up and Started Reproducing A creature frozen since the Ice Age has been revived, revealing how life can endure tens of thousands of years in suspended animation.

Nothing will ever ever go wrong with this type of thing.

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Red Pandas are NOT What You Think They Are YouTube video by Casual Geographic

@darthbluesky.bsky.social

You got some 'splainin' to do....

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Sorry. But you can come visit.

I'm just saying if I was a NASA IT guy I probably wouldn't have went with Outlook....

It used to be headline news when our country was doing a space launch, especially sending someone to orbit the Moon. Now the news is so flooded with all the stupid crap our country's been doing lately I didn't even notice.

How screwed are we?

Yeah....Shoulda gave it another 4 years or so.

Daaaaaaamn....
I thought the bots were all busy taking Digg offline again.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social

We need good vibes these days. On that note, I'm not sure I've properly introduced you to my Grandpup (Grandpaws?), Cinder.
She's quite photogenic.

Huh. I feel left out.....

Finally got to meet my grandpup in person.

She's much smaller than expected.

Latest of my ridiculously photogenic Grandpup:

10 Best Things About Booze YouTube video by Modern Drunkard Magazine

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It may be four or five years until he notices he's dead.

Rumor has it he introduced Popeye to spinach.

For some it's death.
For Chuck it's just a vacation.

I heard they're going to make it a national holiday. He's already agreed to be guest of honor next year.

It's not a zombie it's just Chuck Norris.

No one's told him yet.

Chuck Norris drove himself to the funeral home.

He actually just finally decided it was time to bring Elvis back and went to get him.

.....I can go on....

I suspect eventually he'll get bored with the afterlife and punch his way back.

They may use his body to power the Large Hadron Collider.

If his family opted for cremation the only option is to launch his body into the sun.

Hopefully a few thousand children will be born today to balance things out.

The best scientists and engineers in the world are collaborating on a casket strong enough.....

He's currently writing his own obituary.

He performed the autopsy on himself.

Chuck Norris didn't die, he chose to exempt himself from life.

Awwwwww.
Poor Chopper.