Oh wow, more hot takes from north of the border. 😴
Posts by The Doherty Bastard
Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.
Math is hard. 47<53.
Why even cry about this? 🙄
The problem is republicans.
We are ass
Win the house, control the committees. Not complicated. 🙄
Math is hard.
That’s why Dems are taking a stand. We demand public hearings. We demand compliance with the law. And, we demand real oversight and justice for the survivors! (3/3)
It’s time to FIRE Kash Patel next.
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So Johnny Miller?
VAR that shit
One of the greatest streaks in sports history ends today.
4/20/2023 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
4/20/2024 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
4/20/2025 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
5 drivers, 4 mids, 1 putter
Turkeys
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
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Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):
NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2
Look folks. You can be turned off by hive mind bullshit talk but its going to take a Democratic Party that are fully together to beat this shit. You will not do anything relevant with a fractured coalition. How is this not common sense?
They didn’t say that.
This is a boringly accurate, purely factual description of events.
And again, this is simply not receiving the same breathless BIDEN FAILED IN AFGHANISTAN type of coverage, even though this is orders of magnitude worse on every dimension. The two parties simply are not held to the same standards.
She’s out campaigning, that’s hardly “one foot in the grave.” 🙄
Get real.
Head of federal law enforcement stages authoritarian crackdown on political enemies in attempt to appease Trump because he's afraid the journalistic exposé of his uncontrolled alcoholism is putting his job in jeopardy
Yeah bro, show your work:
Cock fighting 👀
That was insane!
God damn, Buffalo Sabres. What a scene!
Oh boo hoo, someone didn’t endorse mamdani, boo hoo. Will you be okay?
I genuinely feel bad for Governor Mills. She’s been a lifelong Democrat fighting for people and sitting US Democratic Senators are endorsing the person who’s voted Republican all his life including for the actual Republican he would be running against. Twice. It’s really a shameful betrayal.
Avalanche playoffs start NOW
I love this for them.