Other writers: worried about searching for how to dissolve a body
Me: googling sea mammal genitals to figure out how mermaids work

Signs point to yes. Also, possibly the captain of the beagel

Charles Darwin.

Me, sitting in a public library to write so I can avoid distractions:
*cracks knuckles* "Time to write a tender lesbian love scene"

A child then throws up on the nearby DVD rack

I sat down, took a few bites and starting thinking about what i was writing. Then I saw a notification pop up on my phone and I realized I had been there for 30 minutes already, and for at least 20 of them i had been sitting, un-moving while staring straight ahead.

sometimes I realize that to many of the people in my town I am one of the local weirdos. I spent most of the morning working on my book and decided to take a break and get something to eat. So i put away my lap top and went to a local eatery and purchased a sandwich.

My partner and I disagree on if being turned into a sapient cloud of nanites is body horror or an ideal

My new coworkers

Is there an outlet you prefer we pre-order from?

I'm going to print this out and use it to threaten the characters in the book I'm writing.

its a really fun topic to research even just for fun, the etymology of phishing, early usenet spam drama, automated switch boards being invented out of pure spite are some of my favorite bits, pun intended

I wanted to read a fantasy book about adults, who interacted like adults, which sometimes means they have sex. Not a harem, or romantasy or totally sexless, just people interacting like people but in a fantasy world. I got so frustrated trying to find it that I just wrote it myself.

I used a slightly modified long term nuclear waste warning message for a fantasy game and my party noped out

1: This dungeon was built by an sadistic genius and a aesthetic lunatic.
2: Oops too much magic.
3: just some little guys

Watch out or he'll tell you about his college break up again

As a person of irish descent my reaction was along the lines of "oh so that's what that feels like"

Ambo jitsu!

"hit it joe!"
Then joe hit it, joe hit it harder than anyone had hit anything in human history

This makes the radar face make so much more sense…

Elephants that reproduce like amoeba

10% smut. 90% swords and sass

I've had reviewers say they skip the fight scenes becasue they are boring. Others say they skip the sex scenes. Others skip everything but the fights and the sex. I worried about it at first but now I just try to write something I enjoy and hope other people will as well.

It wasn't my letter of resignation.
Or turning in my badge and equipment.
Or punching out the final time.
But deleting the alarms off my phone that really solidified that I don't work there anymore.

Me last night: I can believe I have to rebuild my algorithm brick by brick

Me this morning seeing an add for a small business that makes custom nipple clamps on my follow page: the world is healing

I might be violently high right now but I'd buy your art on pogs

This phone still works.

This is my replacement

More work highlights

This is the garden that hasn't been used in 9 years

This is a green house. They spend fifty thousand dollars to fix the fire suppression system. It costs over ten thousand dollars a year to heat. It has not been used in fifteen years

Sometimes repairs take a long time. Linco went out of business in 1998

This is the stump of a tree that was struck by lightning. I used some of the wood to make my coronet

Yesterday was my last day at my old job. Here are some highlights

It took two more episodes for them to explain the hawk in the van