Just done age verification. Not happy with how quickly it looked a my face and went "yep, old".

as a French-born journalist who's covered several French elections, I'd be more than happy to appear on your news TV programmes today and do the running man for as long as you're willing to keep the camera on me, without ever breaking eye contact with the lens

Never over Rover #FixTheHeadline

Taking the Piss-pot

Never mind. Dropped through about 5 minutes ago.

I'm not seeing the new episode in the Members Only RSS. Anyone else missing it, or have I broken something?

I'M not one to complain usually but, I mean fucking hell. Come on. Peter Busby, e-mail

Coros data screenshot.

I was quite pleased with myself this morning. Since picking up an injury last year I've struggled to run a 5k. I did my home #parkrun and managed to keep it going. Just over 30 mins official time.

🎶
when you go, will you send back
a lettuce from America?
🎶

if we hit 6k i'll post an eve6 cover by popular request

(please be promise)

Screenshot of a map from the parkrun 5k app, showing the North East of England and all but 3 runs in red meaning that they're cancelled.

This is becoming a tool for working out how early everyone does their course check.

Well, that's pretty much every #parkrun in the area cancelled due to ice. I'll sneak another post injury run in, and won't have to feel weird walking.

My letter in today's Guardian. Just asking, like. But I think we know the answer.

Great letter in today's Guardian. What sort of free speech is prevented by factchecking, Zuck?

A game of Wheel of Fortune - the puzzle reads: L__ TR_SS CR_S__D T__ _C_N_MY

-Yes I'd like to solve the puzzle

"If I had a pound for every time someone has mistaken me for onr of the founders of Private Eye"
"Ingrams?"
"If I had 453.592 grams for every time…"

Thanks. Hope you're all staying safe.

Can I be included, too?

Bluesky has gained another 350,000 users.

Hi, new folks! Welcome to Bluesky. I’m your host of hosts, God.

Neighbours up at 3am playing loud guitars, so I banged and banged on the wall. Long story short, I'm now the drummer.

TOKYOSEXSALE! Things have been pretty busy at Tokyo-Towers and I have all these odds and sods floating around my studio.

Give someone a unique (AND reasonably priced) gift without leaving the house.

All prices include P&P (unless you’re outside the UK)

DM if interested

A composite photo of a microscope on top of some sand. Sorry.

Amazing. This is what sand looks like under a microscope.

River Uck sign with the bits either side of the uck bit cut off

They changed the shape of the sign in the end

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

Just doing my part to help out in the rain.

To celebrate the exodus from Twitter, here’s a positive one (from 2019) xxxx

a man wearing a floral sweater says " and good luck with that " ALT: a man wearing a floral sweater says " and good luck with that "

To celebrate 2,000 BlueSky followers, I'm going to do a little giveaway.

Repost and follow and I'll pick one lucky person at random to win a 12-month Gift Subscription at Bert's Books worth OVER £100.

You have until noon on Sunday 17th November