I’m nervous about a performance tonight, and I honestly just want it over with. I hate concert nights because there’s just so much waiting around.

There was one in Las Cruces when I lived there 9-16 years ago though

These college kids are so stuck up, lmao. I’ll say “hi” to them and they’ll look right past me without a word.

An edit of the "He is going to tell my fucking mom" comic. A crudely drawn Domon Kasshu is sitting on the ground smoking from a bong. A jpeg of Fuunsaiki the horse walks in and then out the door and down the stairs. The last panel is a visibly high Domon saying "He is going to tell Master fucking Asia"

Happy Neo 420 everyone

Oh fuck, I think one of my professors is following me. Thankfully he's chill, but still, I best fuckin' behave myself now, lmao.

Today's Wordle really should have been "smoke" or "cough".

a man of lake-town

Me: I’m so much stupider than my classmates, I’m just a no good idiot.

Also me: *consistently sets the curve for every exam*

For this 4/20 I like to remember the time my high school bully smoked some weed from a really sketchy dealer and got hospitalized.

What I’ve learned from my British friends is that MP stands for Mime Prinister.

Thinking about a near-sighted, bookworm, anthro canine whose books are all stained from pressing their cold, wet nose up against the pages.

Reddit post with a photo of the Tower of Babel built on the player's island in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The post is titled "miis building on their own?!" and has a description "woke up to this huge tower!! i think they're trying to reach me... how do i punish them?"

What is it with jobs that ask for someone bilingual that only pay $19/hr?

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

*Decades old meme

My name is Ziggles
I'm not very biggles
I don't have a tremor
I just got the jiggles

You got the moveable Do
At least I'm teachin' it so
Learning lots of new theory
Let my music knowledge grow

A photo of a bobcat sat on its haunches looking grumpy

Well, this bobcat was grumpy he wasn’t being fed…

Sometimes I forget to put on cologne, but then I’m grateful I did, because I’ll end up in a small room with like 3 other people wearing fragrances. It’s just a miasma of smells.

I yearn for freedom, and to never fear that it might be taken away.

"That fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam."

🎶 even a miracle needs a Keeeeesh 🎶

Hey @jay.bsky.team @why.bsky.team, what’s wrong?

A painted digital illustration of a grizzly bear sniffing the camera. His nose is huge due to the forced perspective.

*intense loud sniffing sounds*

#myart #digitalart #animalart #brownbear #grizzlybear #animalartistry #animal #art

I want to see this so badly.

They should just hire me to give recommendations instead. I’d just tell everyone they want a drip coffee or a plain latte, and to quit wasting everyone’s time.

You’ve taught before, these people are C students who get shocked about a deadline for an assignment that’s been sitting in their “to do” list on Canvas for two weeks.