Allow yourself to celebrate even the smallest of victories in the face of adversity. Don't snuff out a light because it is not bright enough. Nurture it, and fight to make it grow until the shadows retreat. Even the greatest beacons may be lit with the smallest spark.

You’re allowed to ghost people in October. It’s festive

She’s got Betty Davis eyes but Ariana Grande eyebrows

Ew that itchiness from too many peoples eyes. I hope it calms down soon. I don’t ever want to get a much bigger following either. Small is feisty and not trying to make you a product.

I sincerely needed that faith in humanity, thank you. 💜

You should be so proud I think I started stripping QP back around the election. What happened a couple weeks ago?

I hate myself, I’m gonna watch a Gwyneth Paltrow movie cuz it’s what I deserve.

Her: Do that thing I like.

Me: *never contacts her again

Them...You're so calm. Me...I'm medicated.

It's gotten to the point where my dog accepts my screaming as normal behavior.

Aw no way. First time? After this long?

best thing about being a woman is not having my balls on the outside because honestly, wtf you guys

Well if you’re going to make one make it interesting like that! I’m honestly surprised there’s real people still doing it.

Once upon a time there were real people on the internet that would correct your posts grammar for free.

Hoping your A1c is low, your good cholesterol is high and your doc is chill. And maybe a break from a less jumbled brain for a bit.

Want to be looking at? The inside of my eyes. Looking at? Sidework layout job

It’s keeping me busy but it’s so peaceful! Missed you all too. How are you doing?

"May your bloodline suffer wet socks for one millennium!"

Sorry I subjected you to a moderately bad post. I’ll do it again.

Friendship is not like water
Do not use only when you're thirsty

A picture of a toilet paper holder with an empty roll of toilet paper, and a new one nearby on a window sill. Not shown: photographer doing some deep breathing exercises.

God grant me the serenity to accept the things no one else will change

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you just let me and not fire my ass🎶

This is a pro anarchy and nap account.

Nah that guy is still on twitter. You seem ok, let’s find out

I HAVE to "go"
it's never I WANT to "go"
but mom always said
"we all have to do stuff we don't want to do"
so I guess I have to go do..

* gesticulates wildly around*

I feel like I shouldn’t reply to this now in case it’s one of those times.

Normalize calling box breathing what it is: bong hit holding

Tits or ass? Bro, the soft light that emanates from her like she’s a moonlit shade. The way her soft voice sounds like leaves turning over before a storm. How moths cling to her fingers like they’re made of lamplight.