Obama Simpsons cameo: my yellow Americans

Listened to the Toys (1992) soundtrack.

Mfers say this then DON’T place their hand upon the stone

The Grinch has declared the war on Christmas

Switching to this app is like drinking 0% beer after years of nuking my liver

I don’t have 750 points

Over here we just rac “ing to the top” ism

Congratulation to #halflife 2 for entering the “so good that it was bad for a bit but now it’s good” stage of gamer rhetoric. Can’t wait for them to add RTX so I have something I’m allowed to hate again

Tell ‘em half step on these nuts. Haha :)

Disney missed the fucking woke train and now their stock is at an all time mid so Bob Iger is selling a ride of his body to “conductors” for a dollar a pop. Hypocrite

There’s nothing I love more than free fucking wifi. The internet at my finger tips, on the go. Yes…

You’ll rue the day you followed me

I invested in Mario Odyssey, will be debt free by 47

ARE YOU SAFE?!??

How much did that coffee cost

Decentralise these nuts

My watch works fine

Proud of you bro. You took a big step today, will catch you later at the game.

Free yourself bro, become unchained from societies rule. Dominate life haha :)

Welcome science! I was starting to become conspiratorial so this is good news for me

I’ve been looking to get into the whole mushroom thing but it just never appealed to me

Landlord let me skip this weeks rent so I could catch up on some lung surgery. Despite all its flaws capitalism fucking works.

Looking to get into crypto, anyone know where I can find someone to cuck me?

Just had sex for the first time, internet win!