Mini Homer Simpson in bed sleeping peacefully

The way it’s only 8pm and I’m so ready for bed 😴

Don’t skip! Post you in another country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 💙🤍

Bathroom mirror selfie in pink floral blazer

My flower’s pink 🌸💖😏😜

A photo of Kim Kardashian posing for the camera with a quote overlaying the image that says “ get your fucking ass up and vote yes on Virginia’s redistricting referendum”.

good morning virginia residents, it’s special election day

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people died.

STAHP!! You’re so cute!!

No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

The only thing she’s guilty of is running that shoe carnival like the navy! Free her!

Thank you ☺️

SOMEONE SAID IM DRESSED AS A JOINT FOR 4/20!!! HELP! 😭 🤣 💀

Today I turn 89. I’ve seen this country at its best and its worst, and I know how much community matters. For my birthday, I’m asking you to stand with PFLAG and support the work that’s helped so many in the LGBTQ+ community, including me. give.pflag.org/page/95493/d...

Bathroom mirror selfie in green overalls and tan long sleeve

Dressed like I’m ready to milk some bulls! 😏💦

I need to start capitalizing on my vivid dreams by turning them into major motion pictures - because BABYYYY! Hollywood needs to get at me if they want new film material! Cuz I got them!

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Let's get Monday done 😁

POV shot of my erect penis as I lay in bed, wearing a t shirt and boxers, my dick poking out the leg of the boxers, left hand at the base

Good morning from my fat dick

GM… I just woke up from THEE horniest sex dream 🥵

Darlene Mitchell screaming, crying, throwing up.

What do you mean tomorrow's Monday? What do you mean the weekend is already over?

I hope she wins the contest

Omg it is us!

Cartoon wives walking cuntily down the street

Safety… in numbers
Safety… in numbers

Kacey Musgraves found quaking

This is a hate crime! 💀

DAMN! 🥵 🔥 those ARMS!!

Baby doll head sunken in

Had to go into work… on a Sunday morning 😭

I just got home… and am now back in bed 😌

Yay! Congratulations, gorge!! 🎉 🤗

Just a little photoshoot in sunny weather

Sun-kissed 😚☀️

Oh no! I’m sorry to hear that! 😭 is there any other option that doesn’t involve water cooling?