I've been on social media for almost 20 years, and one of these days I WILL respond to one of those 'national siblings day' posts with something in very poor taste.

For the record, I hate the term “shitpost” viscerally, and wish we hadn’t universally adopted it, but as a term, it has meaning on which we generally agree, so I used it. For you. For you, I did this. FOR YOU

December of 2021

Currently acting like the first and only person to ever lose a beloved pet

Carbs and an empty movie theater

I once played The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton for a friend, and she couldn't go the two minutes and 36 seconds without talking about something other than Cyrus and Jeff, so now we're not friends.
#themountaingoats

In the 90s I read an interview with Ani DiFranco where she said she loved brushing her teeth with Tom's of Maine while high... and I think of that every time I'm flossing while high.

11 hive rise up

In 2025 I'm keeping track of how often I cry, and what made me cry, and gentle readers, it is a fascinating text.

Fuck this guy