i need to talk to my journal when i get home

“My butt” but I say it like borat saying “my wife”

Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

I don’t love being in a society where you can sell enough pillows to do meaningful damage to democracy or sell enough children’s books to do a genocide or sell enough chicken sandwiches to abolish gay marriage

That all seems like a ridiculous way to do society to me

I am. Still tipsy. And want. To bite someone.

As a 3 semester Christian college dropout, it is with a heart that I inform you no interpretations of the canon Christian Bible support the claim that Jesus fucks. That hasn’t impeded rule 34 however…

I really hate being trapped in this asylum. There has never been a more obvious need to chuck a guy out of office and remove him from society than this, but everybody in power is scared of him, enabling him, capitulating to him, collaborating with him or just profiting off him.

So if you don't know anything about this guy, it's super shocking. He regularly holds pressers, centering himself/dept, on current cases/arrests. He does the 'tough on crime' shit and used to advise ICE.

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened.

And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.

Exactly what I was thinking. Rlly wanted that award for wunmi or teyana though

To me, the truly worst snubs were best supporting actor and international feature film. Ofc I wanted the #SinnersSweep but those 2 were the most egregious

Cast behind Oscar-nominated Palestinian drama demand permanent ceasefire The cast of The Voice of Hind Rajab, which is nominated for Best International Film at the Academy Awards, shared their thoughts on a major political issue on the red carpet

Oscar-nominated, “The Voice of Hind Rajab" is up for best international feature film.

Trump barred Wesam Hamada, Hind’s mom and Motaz Malhees, an actor starring in the film, from entering the country due to their Palestinian citizenship.

Any way, Oscar nominated costume designer Ruth E. Carter has an exhibit that runs until September at the African American Museum in Philly

PERFORMANCE OF A LIFE TIME. the sinners cast can do NO wrong

LUDWIG GORANSSON THE GOAT FR

Because of Creed, Michael B. Jordan's Oscar win actually counts as a victory for Philadelphia sports.

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus

CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED

can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

I NEED A AIRBRUSHED RYAN COOGLER TSHIRT SOLD OUT THE BACK OF SOMEBODYS TRUNK RIGHT NOW!

INSANE snub over those 2 AND he wasn’t even there!!!

I’m Just a Kid by Simple Plan but it’s I’m just a chud

Thought of this last night at 3am is this anything???

Getting my vegetables today by eating my weight in spinach dip

honestly? yeah, probably!

oh you meant in the form of a vile facsimile thereof in the form of a predatory LLM scam that desecrates the concepts of family, love, and bonds? nevermind then. get fucked for promoting this absolute bullshit.

bro we *finally* have a holly surplus and now you want to deck the halls? BOUGHFULLY???

I’ve been farting like every 6 minutes and at this rate if I close my bedroom door I’m afraid I’ll die in the middle of the night of some sort of methane poisoning

Bouta pop an edible (my hydroxyzine prescribed for acute anxiety)

Gen Z worships our emo elders (ppl born in the decade before us)

I am a man in the same way that, like, a boat is a woman

Drinking str8 out of the juice carton just makes me feel so alive it’s intoxicating

But also maybe I just get starry-eyed abt the power of Da Movies after getting to go see a movie in theatres

Maybe I just didn’t see it but I wish there was more marketing around this new release! Just saw it tn and I feel like The Running Man remake could radicalize more of your average, every day action movie fans who still think cops are the good guys