due to corporate consolidation we are being forced to merge your group chats. the family group where u talk about your weird aunt is being merged w/ the bigger family chat where your aunt posts weird things. your 3-person meme group called "piss christ" is being folded into your office book club

will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

(no disrespect to ed edd n eddy of course)

it’s been really funny watching the new season of euphoria bc i think they thought they were making twin peaks the return but so far it feels about as intelligent as ed edd n eddy

they should do a sequel to joe dirt called joe ass

it’s crazy that the pope and trump hate each other so much given how similar they are when it comes to running organizations that protect pedophiles

disney spent way too much on their new marvel movie so they need an excuse to sell tickets at a higher price but can’t do imax bc all the theaters are already booked for dune. so instead of just moving the release date they invented their own fake imax lmao

yes!! that is exactly what I’m saying lmao. i feel like some really bad things happened in The Town

the late-game stars of mario 64 are SO difficult they almost become existential. this level called "wet dry world" has a bunch of stars hidden in this weird area that's deep under the water that's called The Town. you can only reach it by this long, thin cage. when u get there, everyone is gone

honestly all jokes aside this is one i could see happening lol. lon lon ranch simulator

after the success of pokopia, nintendo should fully commit to putting their famous franchises/characters into new genres. lets have a hardcore metroidvania starring shy guy. animal crossing warriors. grand theft toad

i had an idea for a quantum sitcom where the guy’s main catchphrase is “is that my ass over there??!!”

and without spending thousands of dollars on high-end equipment, i might add

after years of experimentation i have finally unlocked the ability to make a better cappuccino at home than i can get at (mostly) any coffee shop

one detail i haven’t seen anyone point out about the new mario movie is how whenever literally any character shows up, they say their name and exactly what they are doing. like “i’m bowsers son im and gonna get you now!” i guess second-screen filmmaking is a real thing now, huh

the lion does not concern himself with ejecting a hard drive before removing it

what lies beneath shy guy’s mask

christopher nolan should have put this scene in the dark knight rises to mirror bruce wayne and bane's origin stories

do you think there was ever a time when bane was acting very normal (so not very league of shadows-like) and someone said to him, "the apple has fallen *very* far from the tree, mr bane"

okay so if ai has feelings now then it should be possible to bully it into a deep immovable depression and i personally believe that is our civic duty as human beings

there’s really no way to know if this is real or fake. i’d believe anything at this point

adam driver in the last jedi:

you’re gonna wanna watch the new Hilger Special™️

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Hand written sign at shop reading “WE HAVE” “CHICKEN” “NOODLE” “SOUP”

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

what the heck is the backrooms is it a movie about a lady who’s scared of loading into new video game areas

“I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story if I know the author has a political or social axe to grind. I no longer speculate about all possible outcomes of the story because I know for a fact that the universe of that book will conspire to ensure that the author’s political agenda is validated. I hate that,” Weir said. “I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all. Anyone who thinks they see something like that is reading it in on their own. I have no point to make, and I’m not trying to affect the reader’s opinion on anything. My sole job is to entertain, and I stick to that.” “For instance, as a lifelong Star Trek fan, it’s always bothered me that there is a presumed ‘responsibility’ within Star Trek shows to talk about social issues,” the writer added. “I just want to watch Romulans and the Federation shoot at each other.”

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb

gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

regal astoria closed forever?? please @mayor.nyc.gov, im begging you, say it ain’t so

now that i have a child i can tell that most food/diet influencers are completely full of shit…eliminating most kinds of food and eating only like once a day? you’re not “intermittent fasting” buddy, you’re a toddler

if snl uk really wanted to commit to the bit, they should only do 2 seasons, have a really good and conclusive finale, and then just end