The dude in the back doing the walk like an Egyptian is amazing.

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

staying in a fancy hotel for a few days is nice but nothing hits like returning to your shitty little apartment where all your garbage ass crap is

A good way to leave a conversation is to say "oh, I've got someone for you in my car."

Then you go to your car, get in it, and drive away.

The moment that guy landed on my radar, my first thought was "nope".

That weirdo vibe of his is way too calculated. Reminded me of the evangelicals I grew up with that turned out to be monsters. And now here we are.

Early on I remember thinking "this dude's really good at playing a stupid asshole...."

Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing.

(image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)

Yes!

Games or gaming councils.

Baseball, basketball, or football.

Never owned a pair of Nikes.

My wife keeps the thermostat at a steady 69 degrees.

Which means every time I walk through the hallway I get to look at it and think "nice".

Riptide. Couple low-key dudes who live on a big boat, have an awesome small boat, and some weird-ass huge old helicopter painted pink and named Mimi. And they solve crimes.

As I type that out, part of me is thinking I can't possibly be remembering that show correctly.

A buddy once told me that we had "crossed swords" in reference to someone we both slept with.

Theater kid? Last week your guy was pretending to be Jesus Christ.

Angry weirdos always bring up that I used to be a hairdresser as if I am supposed to be ashamed of it.

Timmy, I was a great hairdresser. I’m proud of doing a job that brought people confidence and joy.

:)

I worked as a porter, I cleaned bathrooms at a bar and stocked coolers. I've been a warehouse worker, a meat cutter, mechanic, and carpenter.

All jobs i'm not ashamed of. They were honest work and I worked with some pretty great people.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

So, I've got six months to sell this idea to my wife.

This remarkable take on trans women blows my mind. 🏳️‍🌈

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

this is a journey

I'm in my 50's. I've rarely taken my birthday off. I have often taken the next day off.

not to brag but I can tie a cherry stem using only my cherry stem tying machine

Ceiling cat gonna getcha!

a giant (labeled “this fuckass website that never works” looms in the distance with a regular sized dude in the foreground (labeled “my beautiful thoughts”). c’mon guys you’re competing against elon musk’s club penguin for nazis i’m gonna need you to lock in

There's a difference between being a comic, and being comical. And Michael Rappaport comes down pretty firmly on one side of that equation.

Do they provide any examples of who has been "touting" him as this?

I don't tell my family shit. Those are my rodent penises, and they're my business.

Cat in a box in a box in a box in a box.

I've got one. It's pretty sweet. Do recommend.

My mom was a single parent who often worked multiple jobs. She was a great parent, but I don't think she would have had the time to micromanage my sister and I even if she wanted to.

She was there when she was truly needed, to be sure. But otherwise she had other shit she needed to be doing.