Getting the title transferred can be a pain, though

Tests like the Kobayashi Maru mean that, in essence, Starfleet Academy evaluates cadets by playing space D&D with a really sadistic GM.

I've been a Star Wars guy for 75% of my life, but the reveal in Empire Strikes Back was so ubiquitous by the time I became a fan, I often yearn to have been surprised by it.

The good people of Lemnos will be so relieved to hear this

I picked the right time to have an NPC in my D&D game who is basically just fantasy Alex Jones (with the voice and everything)

(he is a frog person)

What the world really needs is the "self-destructing short video" company to also be a "glasses that can secretly record people" company

"What if Caligula and Nero but old"

Let me know if they have donuts, I'm down for one

Guy wanted to be a Julio-Claudian but is looking more like a Severan every day (fighting a pointless war against Persians and building a big arch about it)

The most annoying thing about being both diabetic and a bass player is that my fingersticks are in an arms race against my fretting and plucking calluses.

There should be a rock-type Pokémon with a name based on "grotesque" that evolves to a rock/water-type with a name based on "gargoyle"

I got a BA in Latin from a university in Ohio a few scant years before they stopped offering it. Cryin' shame, it is.

Birds involved in a questionable method of obtaining the truth? Smells like augury to me.

Qapla'!

The wish to watch just some guy elsewhere in the world do regular stuff live on a camera is one of our most popular mental illnesses

If someone is concerned about the rear, they should really be consulting the Greeks.

Werner Herzog:

I know the Mark Twain one was TNG, so it's implied that they're watching it too.

I started playing instruments in treble clef in 1995. I took up a bass clef instrument in 2001. I am now finally getting used to it.

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Followed by the goddess of the moon getting real mad when some of them get married to men in a couple decades.

Every time I see a sparkly button on any app I regard it as the polished turd that it is.

Some Catholic school teachers either aren't Catholic or compartmentalize their actual ethical standards from the worst teachings of the church, not that I would know.

Geordi LaForge from Star Trek hesitant about the term "spacemen" but enthusiastic about "space workers"

It's true, if I could draw I would be procrastinating in drawing a comic instead of procrastinating in writing a novel

If the Italian word for "tomato" ("pomodoro") means "apple of gold" this suggests that the golden apples of mythology were tomatoes. Garden of the Hesperides? In Mesoamerica! The "to the fairest" fruit lobbed by Eris? A tomato!

After being out of town for a week and a half I bet Mint will have SO many improvements for the racing wheel I don't have

"Est tantum 'centum' haud necessariis cum gradibus"

the ancient roman mind would have melted trying to comprehend the name charli xcx

In the phrase "hoisted by my own petard", the petard refers literally to an explosive device, but tracing its etymology only a few steps back shows that it kind of means "fart". Do with this information what you will.