Enough to go around

Fibre is the most important thing on earth

I'm taking a wee handful of candied nuts out of my inventory

That's lunch sorted

It's going to be 18 degrees Celsius at the weekend, which is hot enough to fry an egg!

The "wet wipe" is unforgivably decadent

Can't speak for anyone else

When they say "people make Glasgow" they're specifically referring to the guy that runs Falafel 2 Go on Hope street who chucks an extra one in my wrap for me

Until gusset reinforcement is standard, the crack will remain brandished

Welcome to The Royal Burgh of Dunfermline, BITCH!!!

A catastrophic gusset rupture has to be powered through, it's the only way

Definitely the latter, they were just being nosey

Social Democracy: An Alternate History by Autumn Chen You are the Social Democratic Party of Germany in 1928. Can you stop the Nazis from taking power?

The creator also has one set in Wiemar Germany, which I haven't played as much of - red-autumn.itch.io/social-democ...

If you like Crisis in the Kremlin/Ostalgie/China: Mao's Legacy, you will probabl enjoy these too

Social Democracy: Petrograd 1917 by Autumn Chen A revolutionary alternate history.

I played a fun Political Crisis Sim the other night, set in Petrograd after the abdication of the Tsar in 1917, you can play it in your browser - You can try the Mensheviks, Bolsheviks, PR and the Kadets

Pretty cool!

red-autumn.itch.io/petrograd-1917

YES!!!!

It's great when you find niches like this. One of my favourites are people who fit train horns to their trucks and then blast them in the middle of nowhere.

Dreamt that I was closely following reports of a series of murders in New York, while carrying out boring administrative tasks. As I did, strangers kept looking in through my window before continuing with their walk.

Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined such a thing

If someone shows me a video, I tell them "never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined such a thing"

Plevne Marşı is an absolute banger

I implicitly trust in your ability to operate a forklift

Fascinating insight on American culture

Accidentally slicing my yukata open as I draw my COLD STEEL™️ Katana, revealing the inherently dignified physicality of an elder orangutan to an astonished crowd of onlookers concerned for my wellbeing

When I was 15 I was sat in a bush on a golf course drinking 3 litres of white cider. What younger folk don't realise that if you want an offline, intentional life, you need to be smoking cigarettes in a flat with holes punched in the wall. It may already be too late for you.

It would be a good joke to tell people it gets you higher if your scream, makes it get into the bloodstream quicker

I was worried you'd have to scream on the exhale, that's a relief

Smoking quiet with my nightcap and gown on

"smoking loud" - sounds frightening.

Right please shut your gub the trees are heavy with blossoms and the faintest breeze will shower us in petals , I don't want to hear it.

I would also like to say I greatly enjoyed our conversations on the profession and rurality - we should meet again soon!