[me, complimenting someone] well, at least you’re not AI

Philippa Islington-Smythe - aka my cat Roscoe - hanging out on her favourite armchair, but mentally trapped in a reverie about the summer of 1995.

THREAD. In her exclusive interview in today's Daily Telegraph Magazine, the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world...

Asked my therapist if I could read his notes from our last session and it was just a drawing of my face with a line through it

The emperor isn't wearing any clothes, and he kidnapped the tailors, and he burned down the cloth factories, and

Oh, a death cab for cutie? I wave it through. Clearly that's not for me.

Is there anything more creepy than when someone calls on Mr. Sandman and he says "yeeesss?"

My IG post from November 14, 2024 showing gas pump at $4.199 for regular.

So close

in the 90s I probably had forty phone numbers memorized. today it's three and one of them is 911

explaining to radio 4 that they need to repeat all four series of paul sinha’s perfect pub quiz before series five starts in the summer, because i’ve added some stuff that’s critical to the plot

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u/Argumentium 5d Society's Obsession with Coddling Misandrists, and Why that's a Problem discussion You ever notice how, when it comes to misandrist women, people always seem to come up with a hundred and one excuses for why you shouldn't be so harsh on her for her bigotry, to the point that... 个209 • 20 u/trenchman49 3d the pedophile hysteria has gone too far and i'm sick and tired of it. mental health i don't know where to begin with this post. especially with that title. here is what i have to say in regards to the current hysteria surrounding pedophilia. it has gone too far. and the reason why is... 108 38 u/TheRealKuz03 29d Liberal feminism uses men as a scapegoat for the failures of capitalism discussion It is a thoroughly discussed and well-documented phenomenon that powerful people will take advantage of bigotry to divert attention away from themselves when it comes to taking the bla... 302 少 • 59 ~ u/Tardigrade_Disco 3d False rape accusations are incredibly common, virtually routine even. misandry

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given that starmer can’t come out and say “we gave him the job because he was friends with the same nonce as trump”, it’s up to broadcasters to ask mps from all parties if they think that was a wise strategy

this will sound incredibly silly to anyone under like 30, but it is so weird that the 70s and 90s are only 20 years apart

olly robbins apparently knew that it was keir starmer’s mum and dad who left presents under the tree, but failed to pass that information along

Your Old Foul-Mouthed Manifester YouTube video by It'sAbbyYep

Funny video I did once. IT IS TOO. Watch. Don't cost nothin
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A reporter holding a mic to a shit Storm asking a question

Sir did you know it's bad to depict yourself as Jesus

Cardio exercise is important to do so you can identify what dying feels like

From FB: 'On this day 17 years ago Abby (tiny current photo of me) April 14, 2009 CAMERAMAN: "Prison Whores3" was a classic for one reason: your mother, Fluffy Swallowtail. RUSSELL: Hey, that was our cat's name. And our street—Mom has a porn star name?! CAMERAMAN: She's a legend, you idiot!"

Aw! Lookit little me, making Twitter jokes on FB before I was on Twitter

REMEMBER: If you're not alone in your dating app profile pic, be sure to state whether or not you're the fish

Photo of Melania Trump. The headline reads: Melania Trump attacks claims about her and Jeffrey Epstein

Wife of pedophile upset at accusations that a pedophile set her up with her pedophile

Photo of a plane on the tarmac. The headline reads: FAA looks to unconventional source for new air traffic controllers: Gamers

We're all going to die.

Photoshop of a campaign sign. American flag graphic and it says "POPE LEO 2028"

"Put your hope in the Pope"

One thing you can say about Trump, he is strong on crime.

There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user:
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal

one of my all-time favs. disney’s hercules and meg are based on barbara and gary’s characters in this movie.

Amazing musical sequence from BALL OF FIRE. The matchsticks!

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Single vaccine could protect against all coughs, colds and flus, researchers say A Stanford University team have tested their nasal spray vaccine in animals but still need to do human clinical trials.

#ShareGoodNewsToo

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The way my disabled heart braces for impact on reading something so hopeful.

To go out into the world on a whim, without a ten-point plan for vigilance against illness, Long COVID... to be my extrovert self again... to just be where the people are? 😭

headline: typically drunk idiot manages to keep it together for 13 miles

“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.