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the sky a timid cream
the copses of trees passing in whispers
the blush of the clouds on the horizon as the dark stretches to kiss their soft bellies
a constellation of rest stop lights in the distance as the engine purrs us closer
to home
This article uses the end of STRANGER THINGS as one of the few examples of a recent collective moment.
Really? I haven't watched it yet. And I still haven't been spoiled. At all. No one is talking about it, aside from some vague disappointment.
I suppose there was a collective response: a shrug.
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
personally, i didn’t think Diana was that dirty but to each their own
been reading this book on an old arcade game where you destroy buildings and i can’t put it down it’s a real rampage turner
*climbs up onto a bench and spins the clock arms forward to finishing time climbs down backs away while maintaining eye contact*
I like cats because they express affection by being adjacent
based on this statistical model i made after licking 47 of them there are no daddies made of sugar
people often criticize a dog and pony show but frankly, i think that sounds kind of neat
turtles have shells so they have somewhere to hide when a contractor is at their house doing work
Siri why is my baby still bald
right on KEEP AT IT I BELIEVE IN YOU T I HAVE SPOKEN AGAIN
"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."
just really mad about how a bunch of weak, scared people have undermined faith in science, medicine, and vaccines. they’re full of unwarranted anxiety and too stupid and fearful to realize it
HOORAY TAFFETA APPROVED hope you’re still kicking all the ass on bass I HAVE SPOKEN
favorite thing about being a cutie patootie is the severe clinical depression.
I saw the original fast and furious in the theater in glendale on opening night (don’t ask) and there’s a part where the cops say they “got a 187 in glendale,” over the radio and the audience went wild and I wish I could go back to that ridiculous moment pretty often.
someone asked me if I had done an open mic before and I said no but i’ve been in weekly therapy for years.
can’t make everyone happy so may as well make myself miserable
can someone pls explain the nigeria to tinder pipeline
from the archives: for those new to me (and even those who aren't), sometimes I do these things:
youtu.be/r8lItPAkfXU?...
hey pro tip los angeles: do not go to hollywood presbyterian hospital. as a nurse I heard rumors, then was a patient this week and experienced it first hand. the filth (grime on floors, blood and feces stains on walls and ceiling) and the complete lack of compassion, dignity, and care was abysmal.
but like what are we even doing
okay no my tv should not have a "trade on Kalshi!" ad in the menu fuck off directly into the sun with that
Every fucking day I see something so relatable and get closer to my final form: cat
BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel Disappears After He Calls ICE on His Own Reflection in the Mirror
I am showered and in my pjs, I've lotioned up all my arthritic joints, and I am doing a dab while I wait for the kettle to heat up for a hot cup of glazed lemon loaf tea
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Herring run today, Bourne, MA
imagine, if you will, a tater tot so crunchy that the crunch echos on for eternity