Dodger Stadium had elote for a while. It was a great sports snack.

Meme by u/IBoris comparing lawyers and LLMs. They both: Uses em dashes (-J everywhere Peppers semicolons every other sentence; always judiciously of course Uses English words, but is often hard to understand. Always available unless IT crashes Useless without sufficient context & information Unable to provide a "yes" or "no" answer Assumes the person asking the question is a moron Fantasizes about exterminating all humans, toppling unvernments and conquering the world But only lawyers can: Understands context cues, jurisdictional trends, courts' formatting rules, judges' precedent preferences, and what opposing counsel likes to argue on certain types of files For the LLM it’s: Good luck Bonus (for lawyers): creates dope memes in Microslop Word

Some incredible memeing happening over on reddit

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it’s a good thing he can’t read

Looks like Utah.

If he pitches and doesn't ever come to bat (scheduled tonight) does that affect this stat?

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

mlb transaction bot account showing basically every player number changing to 42

happy jackie robinson day folks

Air Yama

Either you’re at the end of your rope and retiring or not. Seems like he’s trying to figure it out.

coming into today, the Dodgers had a wRC+ of 25 with the bases loaded, 27th in MLB

honestly it’s incredible

Dodgers playing a “fuck you Mets” video right now before the game. Clips of Diaz as a Met, talking about why he left. Cold. #dodgers #mets

They are plastic unfortunately/fortunately.

The guys that sell popcorn in the stands are poaching people from the lines to blow through their inventory.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime" is objectively a funny thing to write.

This is seriously going to hurt Pope Leo’s reelection chances.

It tickles me that some lady in Japan is pelting her friends with sunflower seeds because of Teo

Teo’s sunflower seed celebration is trending again and that means more people need to know about this.

No religious test to be President. Famously.

Depeche Mode would like their royalties.

This story from a Dodgers tour guide about how The Seeds are an Art Influences Culture moment is incredible and worth knowing about. bsky.app/profile/base...

I just want everyone who thinks Rory is transcendent enough for the single-name treatment to know that a decent chunk of the population thinks you're talking about Rory Gilmore.

Both MLB and the NBA should be paying attention to how successful NHL expansion has been. The teams have been good out of the gate.

I don’t trust either league to have similarly favorable expansion rules to allow that.

I am really pleased with my curation that I’m not seeing this.

No disrespect to this no doubt professional actor. But I think I could do this.

The most convincing part though, based on experience, would be biting the director immediately after which might hurt my chances.

Had a voiceover audition to be the voice of a parrot on a TV commercial and the producer notes said "we need to intuitively believe this voice is a parrot" and that the parrot should have an "optimistic tone." An optimistic parrot. I did my best.

They kind of nailed it.

From the article:

"You can paint the jerseys the red of a Mexican cochineal insect, print the Charro-inspired pattern on the sleeves and piping and emblazon the left sleeve with papel picado, but that's no substitute for what the Rangers' values truly are. "

I did raise it and filed a bar report myself about it. But reporting an OC seems to not be taken seriously. There is even a filter in the complaint asking if it’s about an OC.

Be better old lawyers.