So let me get this straight: the "party of the working class" is kicking millions of people off health care to fund tax cuts that disproportionately benefit the rich?

When Americans raised concerns about RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine views, he said he was "not gonna take away vaccines from anybody."

But now he's taking them away from millions of mommas and babies.

Vaccine recommendations should be based on science, not RFK Jr.'s political agenda.

What a sweet boy. Give him kisses!

If as President you answer “I don’t know” when asked if you’ll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.

Looks like ICE is using the New England Patriot’s plane - which is available for charter in the off-season - to carry out their assholery.

There it is, in a nutshell.

JD Vance to Represent Satan at Pope's Funeral The Prince of Darkness said that he could not attend the funeral himself because it conflicts with a Tesla board meeting.

JD Vance to Represent Satan at Pope's Funeral
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.

Pete Hegseth just ordered the installation of a makeup studio at the Pentagon for him to prepare for his television appearances, which will cost thousands of taxpayer dollars to build.

Republican allowed into El Salvador prison, as Democrat denied access - EUROPE SAYS https://www.newsweek.com/republican-riley-moore-el-salvador-democrat-chris-van-hollen-2061014

Republican allowed into El Salvador prison, as Democrat denied access

https://www.europesays.com/2003544/

Republican allowed into El Salvador prison, as Democrat denied access www.newsweek.com/republican-riley-moore-e...

They set a guillotine in front of Bezos' mansion

Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.

Today would be a great day to ban members of Congress and their families from trading stocks.

Results of the First Library Ballot Initiatives in the Trump Era

The first two statewide elections of the Trump era have underscored a vital truth:

Libraries are not red or blue, liberal or conservative, left or right—they are essential.

www.everylibrary.org/first_librar... via @everylibrary.bsky.social

First came the market manipulation. Now come the bribes.

When they loudly scream the quiet part in market manipulations.

No. You’ve been watching stock market fraud.

Kash Patel Removed as Acting ATF Director After Ghosting Gig He has been replaced by Army Secretary Daniel Driscoll after he reportedly did not show face in an ATF facility for weeks.

FBI Director Kash Patel has been quietly removed as the acting director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives after he stopped showing up to facilities there, according to a report.

Patel, who remains in his FBI role, had not been “seen inside an ATF facility for weeks.”

AP wins reinstatement to White House events after judge rules government can’t bar its journalists A federal judge has ordered the White House to restore The Associated Press’ full access to cover presidential events.

apnews.com/article/trum... wins reinstatement to White House events after judge rules government can’t bar its journalists

Boat derangement syndrome

RFK Jr. Says Stock Market Crash Could be Reversed if Investors Drink Cod Liver Oil "Investors are in a bad mood is because they are not getting enough Omega-3 fatty acids,” he said.

RFK Jr. Says Stock Market Crash Could be Reversed if Investors Drink Cod Liver Oil
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They're Arresting Us for Miscarriages Now What the hell happened to the Overton Window?

Is this just our new normal? Women being arrested if a cop doesn’t like how they miscarried, and lawmakers debating whether to put us to death before breaking for fucking lunch? Has everyone lost their minds?

Hands Off! Donald Trump and Elon Musk think this country belongs to them. They're taking everything they can get their hands on and daring the world to stop them. On Saturday, April 5th, we're taking to the stre...

handsoff2025.com

What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?

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Antarctica Tariffs Announced

It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...

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Just a reminder that Grubhub is a Bezos/Amazon joint. Delete your Grubhub app and leave them behind. 🙏💙

ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: It has come to my attention that several agencies are now offering WiFi for you to use with your PERSONAL devices. If I were you, I would NOT use that WiFi. I suspect it's a way for DOGE to monitor your personal communications.