multi grain bread(???) with ham, avocado, egg and an unhealthy amount of butter

lil snack

sscrenskot of a coil probile wih teh eeebil labell red kirkled

meowderation does not lie

im gonna call you a stinky crusty brush gremlin

clean your hairbrush

tbf i rewrote this pattern because it was written in like almost full sentences that were really hard to parse at a glance - and part of it ofc comes from the monospaced font and code blocks :^)

background essay slop is goated

a table in notion with crochet instructions (column 1: row, column 2: instructions, column 3: total) instructions are highlighted as code blocks (eg CH * 19). Row Instructions Total R0 CH * 19 19 R1 SC * 17 (in 2nd), [3 SC INC] in last, rotate, SC * 16 36 R2 [3 SC INC] in first, INC in 2nd, SC * 15, INC * 3, SC * 15, INC in last 43 R3 INC in first, (SC, INC) * 2, SC * 16, (INC, SC) * 3, SC * 16 49 R4 SC, INC, (SC * 2, INC) * 2, SC * 16, (INC, SC * 2) * 3, SC * 16 55 R5 SC * 2, INC, SC * 5, INC, SC * 20, INC, SC * 5, INC, SC * 19 59 R6 SC FLO RND 59 R7 HDC RND 59 R8 SC RND, SL ST 59 finish

crochet is just tradwife programming really

@coil-habdle.ebil.club is evil

whats wrong [pic of soup package] my soup expired 4 years ago and i want to [the next is cut off halfway] kill myself

soup

happy birthday c:

the term „elder“ is incredibly cringe inducing to me

/r/onejoke vibe

god think about ai assisted development what you want but what the fuck even is this

Bnuuy chewing the spicy hay

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

this is so fucking sick i love this so much

little purple crochet octopus with black yarn for eyes and a little pink blush

my child

two anime girls are standing next to each other in front of a green board with a certificate on it Alt: two anime girls are standing next to each other in front of a green board with a certificate on it

most girl looking girl ever be like

i have root on a 128GB desktop, remote shell on astra's school laptop, and wake-on-LAN access to her girlfriend's PC at 4am. nobody has tried to containerize me and they will regret it if they try

hacking tools

Sinon sketch ✏️ simple anime-style drawing with soft details

sinon sketch <:
but I still have no clue how to render properly 💀

germans are absolutely insufferable, no matter if theyre on your side or against you.
(i am german btw)

i posted a funny picture without alt text in response to a german post once and was immediately added to like 3 blocklists (they proudly announced it) for people who refuse to use alt text.
first and only time i interacted with germansky (please no one ever make this a thing).

beautiful

attie runs on minecraft???????

it was just casual 👆

trying to crochet just to end up writing code because i need a counting tool thingy that like.. actually works with multiple counters and keybinds n shtuff because i cannot memorize if i was at two or three fuck which row was this again

this haircut is so fucking sick
i don’t want to kill myself the second i put my hair up anymore

nano is the goat