056 - Blood Outside the Body - Sin is Stored in the Blood ft Mack Podcast Episode · Hate Speech · April 21 · 1h 11m

What up haters? New episode today. We’re joined by Portland alt comic Mack the Piss King to hate on BLOOD OUTSIDE THE BODY. Check it out!

We had a good time with this one while ranking bodily fluids.

Six hours spent watching DTF St Louis to find out Floyd’s penis just did that

Review the movie you saw, not the movie you wished it was

They always take it

People ask for unvaccinated blood for their transfusions now and all I can say is “well, it’s human blood without aids, best I can do, so take it or die I guess”

Millennial boys: it’s time to throw on your best Jurassic Park graphic tee, comb your hair over, take your blood pressure medicine, put on the Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 soundtrack and show em how a l33t h4x0r does it

People ask for unvaccinated blood for their transfusions now and all I can say is “well, it’s human blood without aids, best I can do, so take it or die I guess”

Millennial boys: it’s time to throw on your best Jurassic Park graphic tee, comb your hair over, take your blood pressure medicine, put on the Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 soundtrack and show em how a l33t h4x0r does it

Lifesavers is such a funny name for something that gives you diabetes

I could stand to have one more dead Kennedy if I’m being honest

School of hard cocks

America is JUST LIKE the handmaids tale: it fucken sucks!!!

I’m a charge nurse and I don’t care if people are on their phone as long as their work gets done first.

This nurse is always on her phone

If you need to charge your phone halfway through your shift from overuse, you’re a lazy nurse and I hate you

I could stand to have one more dead Kennedy if I’m being honest

It’s so cool that you can find a movie starring Christopher Lee that inspired the satanic panic and it’s a blast to watch.

Love to see how glossy it is from all the screenshotting

Gay Easter (Keister) be like “he is jizz’n”

“Don’t shit where you eat” is fatphobic. I’m always eating so where should I shit

I hate this

Gay Easter (Keister) be like “he is jizz’n”

Coors beerwolf

Joe camel and lady camel smoking

Gen X furries be like “when I was a kid we drank from a hose, rode in the back of the truck, and only jacked off to the coors beerwolf and Joe camel”

You know a gun hates to see a Videodrome stomach pussy coming

We should do Videodrome for real

In Da Club but it’s about the clean plate club

I read these books for this podcast so you better listen to it

That’s what’s up

Angel Heart is on my list. I love that one