I have a taster session to join a new choir this week and just got the details sent through. This is gonna be camp as tits!

Not posted on here a lot but here's my face

I can't work out if this year objectively sucks or if I feel that way because I've disengaged from it. Either way, on the one hand it's made it a lot easier to step back, but on the other hand it's sad to feel so meh about something that brought me a lot of joy at one point.

Out of office on for two weeks, sun is shining, trip to see besties tomorrow. Life is good!

Yet another reason I can't wait to pass my driving test: fewer things in life more humbling than being dressed as Mary Poppins on public transport

When you accidentally start a small fire in your kitchen and your partner's response is to give you a big hug and say they're glad you're not hurt

Excited for some female rage (Florence + the Machine with Paris Paloma supporting)

There's not going to be a Eurovision Live Tour, you stupid slut

Had the most wholesome day playing games and laughing hysterically with my friends. Now just to make it through this week before a well-earned week off!

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SADIST PLAYS 'BUCKLE' AND THEN 'KING'?! DO YOU WANT ME TO RING THE CRISIS TEAM?!

I'm just a girl, standing in front of Setlist FM, waiting for the Florence setlist to drop

Reason 357 I can't wait to pass my test: Bumping into colleagues on public transport when you just want non-verbal headphones time before/after work.

All 10 of my faves ended up in the #ESC250 cos taste

No but can someone better at stats than me track where the televote winner has historically placed in the #ESC250 in their year. For research...

LA POOPY MONTESONG #ESC2025

Can't wait to watch Sam Ryder absolutely nail 'Gethsemane' in 2026 #ESC250

Deeply unfair for 'Maman' to come on just as I start applying makeup actually #ESC250

Eww. #ESC250

Is the host going out tonight? We're flying through these! #esc250

Gee, wonder why people suddenly appreciate avant garde Albanian bangers this year #ESC250

'I Feed You My Love' is the best ESC song ever btw #ESC250

It gives FKA Twigs and I am obsessed. My 2015 winner!

And it would have been Reykjavik 2021 too if it weren't for that meddling COVID! #ESC250

I would not be mad!

PLAY THE UNCENSORED VERSION YOU COWARDS #ESC250

Why does it sound like it's being played off someone's scratched CD???

Will always maintain that 'Taken By a Stranger' is better than 'Satellite' #ESC250

The lyrics making zero sense actually brings me so much joy

#ESC250, more like Melfest 250 amirite?