"ai" is not a genie that can't be put back in a bottle, it's a pillar of smoke that dissipates unless you keep burning money

Armor bikini but its just a normal swimsuit over a suit of plate mail

April 20th, 2026. Today's the day Apollo Justice has his very first case in court. After 7 years, the Ace Attorney timeskip is over.
Happy Apollo Justice day!

Statement. #aceattorney

Audio: Fesh Pince 2

the final stage of moon child is actually insane for multiple reasons

gijinka of moon child - a green skinned anime girl with bright green hair with a red dress and red thugh high boots. hoi is next to her

mahou shoujos your moon child
#mercuriikart

I've seen it like 10 times and it still continues to fuck me up. Genuinely incredible series.

Aim for the Top!

what if moon child had a cool cloak or something

I think on a fundamental level, Nostalgia is a form of tourism, and I mean that as a slur.

Link (2021)

Every year all year

if i were a youtube man whose brand is You Should Listen To Me About This Topic, i would simply look up and proofread any words that i am unsure on pronunciation for instead of not proofread my shit

We need more sling-users in media because every single youtube comment on any video about slings will just be "haha no wonder david beat goliath". Like forreals dude get a new fucking thought in your brain.

リンク　かわわ♪

Tf is this that stands before me

Dread it. Run from it. BRAZIL arrives all the same.

Street witch & her broom!
comm for @yankodiac.com

reddit: "I visited my identical twin brother at his college where a lot of his floor didn't know he was a twin. That night he had some people over in his apartment and I hid in the bedroom. Note, he has a beard and I don't. While they were hanging out (and me hiding), he announces to the group that he's tired of his beard and is gonna shave it off, so he escapes to the bedroom where I'm hiding as if to shave. We switch clothes and I walk back out to the group with my bare face. Everyone takes note and, while it's generally an unusual thing to do at a party, nobody thinks much of it. After a bit I announce, "ya know, I kinda miss my beard. I think I'm gonna grow it back". At which point I go to the other room where my bearded twin was hiding. We switch clothes back and he walks back out to the group immediately rebearded. People lost their freaking minds."

It is crazy to me that the concept of overpopulation is still a mainstream theory that ostensibly normal people believe in, rather than, yknow, the ramblings of batshit eco-fascists based on shoddy 19th century eugenics studies.

Thinking about this post I saw the other day

Screenshot of a poll on what appears to be Tumblr, 10,522 votes cast. It asks "Do you think Microsoft understands consent"? The first option is "Yes", it has 0.8% of votes, the other option, "Remind me in 3 days" has 99.2% of votes.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

(2/3)💅💅
#umamusume #FujiKiseki

April, 2026. The Right is in disarray. Trump's economy is tanking after a historic humiliation in Iran. Orban has lost Hungary. Fascist Twitter influencers are at one another's throats. It is a golden opportunity for Dems to strike hard.

Dems: The time has finally come to defeat Hasan Piker.

They’ve buried the history of the anti capitalist movement from the early 1900s. It was brutal. Bombings, shootings, violent attacks by police and counterattacks from strikers. Wall Street was bombed. Look up the bonus army after WWI.
They don’t want you to get any ideas about your power.

Last Stand

Drawing of Super Creek from Uma Musume holding a big shoulder bag with a water bottle and some pens sticking out. She's saying "Oh, this? It's jus the essentials (smile) (keys, walley, water, hand cream, wet wipes, phone, charger, extra charger, wireless charger, pen, pencil, crayons, [Tylenol logo], [Advil logo], [Pepto Bismol logo], glucose tablets, fuit gummy, juice box, bug spray, narcan, lip balm, water filter, first aid kit, carrot, raffle ticket, 5 hour energy, flashlight,", with the text slowly starting to fade out on the last few lines

I think Super Creek is The Friend With The Bag (projecting)

#umamusume