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Posts by Matthew Vernon

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a close up of a woman 's face in front of a blue background with the words " i 'm a doctor " Alt: A very panicked Thirteenth Doctor is in the TARDIS staring down the camera as though addressing the audience. In the background, Yaz and Dan are at the console, trying to keep the TARDIS steady. Yaz shouts something to Dan, and Dan shouts something to the Doctor, desperately trying to get her attention. The Doctor is out of breath, desperate for our help. The video feed glitches out and we lose footage. This is taken from the specially filmed Flux trailer.

I hope we get @chrischibnall.bsky.social to pen an entire #DoctorWho Flux novelisation one day. It'll never, ever happen in decade of Sundays but I can still hope lol. I absolutely adore Flux and, for a lockdown series that had to rewrite the rulebook on how to make Doctor Who, it was VERY good. 🪐

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Is Mister Miracle the series Gunn said may have a very loose connection to Peacemaker? The thing about the helmet(s)? #DCU

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Totally guessed that Irish Pub twist 😂 #SNLUK

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A popular meme with a straight partnership in bed. The man is turned away from his girlfriend, lost in thought. She looks over her shoulder at him wondering "I bet he's thinking about another woman". He's thinking "He is awake".

A popular meme with a straight partnership in bed. The man is turned away from his girlfriend, lost in thought. She looks over her shoulder at him wondering "I bet he's thinking about another woman". He's thinking "He is awake".

"And you will worship him."
#DoctorWho 🐙

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Amazon asked me to review 'The Satan Pit', and now I can't stop mimicking that stupid computer voice saying, "He is awake." 😂 #DoctorWho 🔥

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It's potentially one of the best novelisations ever, and I need Matt Jones to know it. 😂

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@tardis.wiki The Tenth Doctor said he once visited the Palace of Knossos. D'you reckon that's where he got his Knossos Chair? :P Big news for your Knossos Chair article lol. 🪑

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There are things I just won't see the same when I watch that episode - the moments leading up to Scooti Manista's death are so different now. And the Doctor and Rose's supposedly private conversation after they lose the TARDIS. So many moments are different now. So damn clever. Genius. #DoctorWho

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This was the best thing I've read in years. This was so clever, and intelligent, and heartbreaking... and it really just is cram-packed full of lore. I was up till 5am last night reading this and had to give in. I can't explain how impressed I am with it. Please read it. #DoctorWho ❤️❤️

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Cover art for the novelisation Doctor Who The Satan Pit by Matt Jones. Feature covers beautiful artwork of the Tenth Doctor in the Sanctuary Base spacesuit, holding the helmet. To the right, Rose Tyler holds the bolt gun, determination on her face. To the left is an Ood. Behind them is a huge beast before a large rocky background.

Cover art for the novelisation Doctor Who The Satan Pit by Matt Jones. Feature covers beautiful artwork of the Tenth Doctor in the Sanctuary Base spacesuit, holding the helmet. To the right, Rose Tyler holds the bolt gun, determination on her face. To the left is an Ood. Behind them is a huge beast before a large rocky background.

'He fell. Into the Pit. Don't know how deep it is. Miles and miles and miles.'
'But... what d'you mean, he fell?'
'I couldn't stop him.' I heard her stifle a sob. 'He said your name.'
Rose stood there, frozen, holding the comms mic out in front of her. #DoctorWho 💔💔

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#Duolingo asking me what "zucchini" is Spanish. By the time I've remembered what "zucchini" is in normal English, the timer's run out and they've marked it as wrong. 😉 Calabacín and courgette are the answer to both, if you're interested. 🥒

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The pages of those new #DoctorWho Target novelisations are so thin. I'm scared of damaging them. Cost cutting at its finest. Not happy about that. I thought it was just fans whinging, but they weren't wrong, were they? @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social

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I've been thinking since that ending it was a fakeout to allow him to pursue other projects while the Doctor Who teams works out what it's doing.

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Well Fifteen had to leave the universe anyway to ensure Poppy's safety... but it put him in an adjacent universe and pulled Rose out?

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I know what Russell's going to do. I've worked it out. The Christmas special will start in Pete's World with Rose getting swapped for Fifteen and Jackie like "wtf". It's a literal swap. That's what's happened. That's why they've interviewed Camille Coduri recently. #DoctorWho 👱‍♀️

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a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting with his arms crossed . Alt: Eleventh Doctor salutes comically

*Eleventh Doctor new timeline minus the bits and bobs*
Series 5 (Amy) > A Christmas Carol > Titan Comics (Alice Obiefune) > Series 6 (Ponds) > 10DAs (Eleanor Fong) > Series 7A (Ponds) > The Snowmen > Series 7V (Valerie Lockwood) > Series 7B (Clara Oswald)
#DoctorWho ❤️❤️

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@lisamcmullin.bsky.social please tell me that Lacey Whatshisface becomes the new Trinity Wells in this series lol. 😜

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FANTASTIC first episode, and I just read that episode two finally takes us to Space Florida. Isn't that where the beaches have smart sand that sucks up all the lolly sticks? 😂 I look forward to it.

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This music by Sam Dinley is fantastic. I think this is the first I've heard from them. Fantastic stuff.

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a gray and white cat is sitting on the floor looking at the camera . Alt: A cat looking very annoyed and at the end of its patience.

"Extract, not *s u c c*"
Eleanor Fong's had enough of this man haha.

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a man in a suit holds a torch in his hand Alt: An Eleventh Doctor who seems far too happy given the circumstances puts too thumbs up with a crazy grin.

"Eleanor Fong, CEO of Fong Enterprises. Bing! Ten points to me!"
So that's where the Thirteenth Doctor gets it from. 😉

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Well, I just downloaded the ENTIRE thing. Hopefully, there'll be further boxset announcements soon. Or am I jumping the gun? 👀 #DoctorWho

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I said on Twitter we'd get a Kaveetch reference. I said it. IsaiditIsaiditIsaidit. Yahooooo! 🎉🎊

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I was given a shiny Tauros in that trade, a Pokémon I could NEVER shiny hunt in the UK. I was so grateful, and so was my American friend. If I ever end up screenshotted online, they're getting unfriended so quickly.

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a cartoon drawing of a dragon with a crowd behind it Alt: Dragonite looking very annoyed.

The number of #PokémonGO players I'm seeing reaching Forever Friends with people and complaining that "all" they're being offered is Regionals. They're trying to help you fill your Dex. You have no idea what they're offering you. First thing I traded was a Stonjourner. Ungrateful. #Pokémon

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You'll defo get away with this one. 👍

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They're going to make Squawkabilly colours regional, aren't they? 😔 #Pokémon #PokémonGO 🦜

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I actually zoomed in on the badge. Idiot. 🤦‍♂️

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a woman in a space suit is holding a screen that says " that 's very good news " Alt: Mrs Flood, dressed as a member of a space crew for some strange reason, lowers her data pad and says "that's very good news".

Cheers, my little Tetrap.

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I had a fantastic dream last night. It was so vivid. If @bigfinish.bsky.social / @nogafl.bsky.social has room in the Thirteenth Doctor Adventures, hit me up because that was creepy. I even have the title. 😅 #DoctorWho 🌙

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