My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself

Dammit it’s already happening

Report: FIFA Plans To Ask Peace Prize Winner If He Would Maybe Consider Pausing Domestic Terrorism Program For One Month With just under two months until the start of the 2026 World Cup, it seems that FIFA executives have finally looked up at the horizon, seen the looming shitstorm, and are now scrambling to head it…

Report: FIFA plans to ask Peace Prize winner if he would maybe consider pausing domestic terrorism program for one month: defector.com/report-fifa-...

'Inside the NBA' had the viral Pacers couple join the show tonight.

Shaq was particularly honest and also offered to buy them an engagement ring. 🏀📺🤣 #NBA

why is the toilet so wet?

Speak for yourself

This is the only time in my life that I have heard a politician talk about St. Patrick's Day in the way I've wanted it to be talked about.

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

i couldn't resist defector.com/i-will-never...

They're telling me - listen to this - they're telling me to not... to not, to never get involved in a land war in Asia! I don't know. That's what they say but I don't know. Should I do it? They're telling me it's one of the "classic blunders" but I might do it. Should I do it?... I'm going to do it

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

Mia Valentina Paz Faria A 7-year-old from Venezuela who was living in Austin, Texas Detained for 70 days “I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”

UPDATE: Staff at the ICE concentration camp in Dilley, Texas have begun raiding the dormitories of kids and their parents to confiscate and destroy letters from the children. This is in response to the ace reporting by @micarosenberg et al for ProPublica:

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”

- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.

Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.

www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

the time to question our hypathetically presumptive nominee has long sense passed. Get in line or tRump republicants will keep winning!!!

The unwilling surrender cobra

You scan any QR codes?

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

U.S. Border Patrol agents smash a man’s car window before dragging him out and taking him into custody when he failed to present citizenship documentation at a gas station on January 11, 2026, in St. Paul, Minnesota.

This one goes so damn hard

you ever get the feeling that we are all being pranked

POV: You are in the cargo hold of the Demeter

I've been thinking a lot about how many popular films this year have tried to appease audiences desperate to move away from social commentary and looking for comfy, feel-good and often nostalgic entertainment. Director Morgan Neville's new Netflix documentary Breakdown: 1975...

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

CBS News 2 @CBSNews•1d Has feminism failed women? Should Gen Z believe in the American dream? Does America need God? Things That Matter brings real argument back to primetime. Live debates, in front of an audience, with the thinkers shaping our culture facing off in real time. Debuting in 2026. Brought to you by @BankofAmerica.

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Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found Trump once did the very thing ...

Trump hung up on a ProPublica reporter after being asked whether his Florida mortgages were similar to those of others he had accused of fraud.

Read our full investigation here 👇

The flesh eating virus of athletic associations

When you read enough onion headlines in a row, you start reading all headlines as if they are onion headlines

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination