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Posts by Candy Robot

You clocking in
Putting in your 40
Making your payments
Keeping your nose clean

You Gucci🫶🏿

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'Sugar daddy' sex scandal explodes inside Trump's counterterrorism HQ A top-level Trump counterterrorism official is under investigation amid claims she actively seeks out sugar daddies to maintain her exorbitant lifestyle, the Daily Mail can exclusively reveal.

She was running pockets like the Olympics

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“smb” she COOKED!!!

“where’s the link” “where’s the link” “where’s the link” LMAOOO💀💀💀

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I made the cut again to volunteer at Muttville's gala next week 🥰

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Between silencing unknown calls and scam block few of them get through now, but it’s still so irritating

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Jessie Ware is coming to SF in October and I’m trying to be in the room when it happens

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They’re still at it

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You should not need all these apps to watch a game!

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Oh I have never laid hands on a Dell, I wonder if it’s a regional thing 😂

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1. I came across a video of yours in the wild and thought “what fun!”

2. Two companies put me through the wringer and both put the roles on hold so I’ve decided to no longer do paid work (or assets they could use without me) during an interview process because wtf. Sorry that all happened

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I miss working with one tbh. I’m all Mac now but my power resides in a pc

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Told B I was going to “lay down real quick” after dinner and that was a wrap

Just woke up to get ready for bed and going right back to sleep

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That mf said "UNHAND ME, MONKEY" 🤣🤣🤣

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Blue 2, by Joan Miró, 1961

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The inflection on “look out goose” is just so funny to me

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Not only am I running on 4 hours of sleep, but I have 3 presentations today 🫩

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The Strait of Hormuz be like:

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I hope my work day can be over early since it doesn’t even make sense to try to go back to sleep after this.

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She had an adverse reaction to her meds and ASPCA poison control said to bring her in just to rule out any internal issues.

Other than some elevated liver levels, she’s okay so hopefully we’re heading home soon.

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At the vet 🙃😩🫩🫠

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Sometimes I reflect on the fact that my wash day used to take 6-8 hours of my weekend for YEARS, and now I have it down to 2-4, depending on the style and how efficiently I’m moving

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Was gonna do a wash and go today but remembered to check the weather and it’s supposed to rain this week

I’m haven’t reached the advanced, can deal with all elements part of this hair journey yet

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Yep. Before covid I worked at a distributed company and more than once had to coach a manager through why, even though so and so comes into the office, that’s not a good reason to not promote this other person because they’re remote. You said it yourself the remote person is the higher performer!

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real treats!

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Cora woke up in the dead of night just to swing by my side of the bed to make sure I was there 🥰

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Smoke:

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