Thank god we will not have to listen to her vacuous voice much longer. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Nah, never mind. I hope it hits you so hard your cheap wig falls off.

Anytime Mikey Davis has his panties in a twist, is a good day for our democracy.

So happy to hear JD Vance is coming to Iowa to campaign for Zach Nunn.

Can he also campaign for Ashley Hinson running for Senate? She is awful.

May they both go down in flames.

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This is the Iowa delegation today at the dignified transfer of the remains of IA soldiers killed tragically in the Middle East last week.

Because nothing says “our deepest condolences” like grotesquely beaming for a photo op.
#grassley #ernst #hinson #reynolds #nunn #millermeeks #fenstra

Ding dong the witch is dead.

Next up, Petey (I have to hold my pressers in the morning before the alcohol kicks in) Hegseth.
#Noemmore
#petewhiskeybreath

Hegseth: They are toast. JFC, is he a five year old?!

JFC. Watching Pete Whiskeybreath during this presser makes me want to vomit.

His “performance,” laughing, mocking the press, flippant rhetoric is so disgusting and offensive in light of American military lives lost. These people are evil.

The champagne is chilling in the fridge. Just waiting for karma.

I’d rather watch Pretty Woman. The hooker in that movie is prettier and has a moral compass.

Lies from so many liars. CBS News, you have ZERO credibility…much like Felon 47’s current regime.

I hope so. I’ve got a bottle of bubbly chilling in my fridge for the glorious day when he croaks.

Unhinged

Here’s a hot take. How about “we don’t give AF about what 2 brainless, self-centered, shallow carnival barkers have to say.”

Somebody tell Johnny that his heart surgeon is an unqualified, inexperienced high schooler, but I’m sure everything will be fine.

When you say “celebrated” do you mean like the mocking, lying, and inflammatory rhetoric put out by R’s after the MN lawmakers assassinations?

GFY. Wake me up when her 15 minutes is over.

Can’t believe such a good and decent coach going to a sullied institution like Penn State.

That program will never be able to wash the stench of SA and criminality off.

One more reason not to buy a Dell computer, besides the fact that they’re junk.

Just so you know, every time I walk into my local FSA office, I stand in front of the trio of photographs of Felon 47, JD Redneck, and Bubble head Brooky and give the one finger salute.
And it feels so good.

You’re more charitable than me. I wish her nothing but unhappiness and misery.

It’s a good thing those little furry babies are cute….
#naughtydog

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I hope Ashley Hinson is soiling herself today.

Of course with all that ozempic she’s ingesting, there probably isn’t much soil.

Didn’t get his morning beer quota.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before… it’s a white straight Christian male. Bonus points for being unmarried, overweight, and driving a pickup.

GFY

Iowa farmer here. No, the scariest thing is Felon 47 giving $40B to a foreign country and hanging soybean farmers out to dry.

Blocking. But first just want to say GFY!

Bless your cold, black, childish heart.
Someday your kids will realize what a prick you are.

Decorah, Iowa. Population 7,400. Estimated 1,000 attendees.
And during our celebration, 2 Bald Eagles flew over.