The Jays are so back

Sceptres beating the Frost is the only important hockey result of the day.

no youre not

AI psychosis this, AI psychosis that, what kind of psychosis was it when I convinced myself that one of my neopets didn't like the taste of omelettes?

Humble Premier buys private jet second-hand QUEEN'S PARK - Salt-of-the-earth Ontarian Premier Doug Ford acknowledged that the province had made the ultimate sacrifice of getting him a used private jet for the discounted price of just $28.9 mill...

Humble Premier buys private jet second-hand

never heard of it

she was great, wouldn't be surprised to see a supporting actress nom go her way

It was a lot for sure but I like how Pattinson's character isn't even upset by it at first and is laughing with her until he realises the other couple is freaked out, and only then does that cause him to spiral

Felt like a call out on sensationalizing dogpiles to cancel someone over something minor

Pretty great week of movies tbh.

Everyone should go see The Drama. Easily my favourite movie of the year so far.

sorry you're going through that kimberly 😔

Chapter 11, Verse 9:

What if I roll the stone away?
They're gonna crucify me anyway.

What if the way you hold me is actually what's holy?

If long-suffering propriety is what they want from me, they don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly.

I choose you and me religiously.

ARBY'S REFERENCE IN THE BOYS S5 RAAAAAAAAAAAA

British vampires need you to invite them in for a cuppa tea.

I'm sick of doing what's expected of me, conforming to what we're told to do.

So you know what?

338179

There. Take fucking that society. I just shared my one time security code to verify sign in that is only valid for one hour and must not be shared with anyone.

I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED!!!

Gonna buy a Mavrik Bourque Leafs jersey.

Insane idea for if leagues want to get rid of hard tanking:

Do the draft lottery BEFORE the season starts. Oh you want the top prospect? Good luck trying to finish exactly 27th.

Screenshot of South Park showing two student baseball teams. One says "We're going DOWN, We're gonna get CREAMED." The other replies with "No, WE'RE gonna get creamed!"

Leafs vs Panthers battling for bottom 5 tonight.

ROOKIE HOMERUN

Vladdy might have the worst eye in the league for knowing when to challenge.

Angry kitty with the text *block*

NHL Marketing department: Alright it's the last weekend before playoffs, there's sure to be lots of teams battling for playoff spots and seeding. What games should we schedule for Friday? Maybe a classic rivalry? Perhaps a few divisional matchups?

NHL: none

Marketing: wat

NHL: no games :)

THE DEFENSE IS MASSACRING MY BOY

Maybe he blew an assignment with the Marlies and his punishment is having to watch the Leafs.

mark zuckerberg?

you're in her dms but she just sent me 8 straight voice notes about how the toronto blue jays can turn it around

Wesley snipes pointing a gun and crying as he takes aim

Me writing up the exposé that gets Katie cancelled

DAY ONE AKHTYAMOV TRUTHER HERE READY FOR GLORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

THATS MY GOAT

about to get banned from the sky dome for trying to start this four games in a row