The Great Queer E.Coli Outbreak of 2026 is nigh upon us

“His name is xaviersobased. He’s a rapper” whispered Death, as He slid a bead across his wretched abacus with one withered finger

For someone who hates winter and being cold I sure have watched a lot of ice skating and Heated Rivalry in the past month

No offense but why is Wyclef Jean in the Criterion Closet

Violence is Never the Answer, Says Person Who Has Never Experienced Violence

“Gay men are dumb.”—My therapist

My in-dept interview with james K is out now in @crackmagazine.bsky.social ⬇️

Do you think Robert Smith gets up every morning and puts that makeup on

Hand up if your favorite era of Dev Hynes is still Test Icicles

The Lana/Ethel beef should be enough to convince MTV to bring back Celebrity Death Match

You know, terrorism is a crime. It’s not an identity. It’s not interchangeable with other words like “enemy”. You can’t just name people “terrorists” with no supporting evidence. It’s like saying someone is a thief; ok, what did they steal and from whom? How is this propaganda working?

Thinking about the Mexican woman who used to sell movie theater fountain soda sized margaritas out of her ground floor apartment window on Essex Street circa 2007. I hope she’s well.

Bumming everyone out at the public pool by playing Willoughby Tucker on my portable JBL speaker

I love it when people accidentally discover anti-capitalism

Lmao I’m so on edge my Calm app is pissing me off… “Take small, gentle steps” girl shut up

The sad truth is some people would have no idea what to do without the boot on their neck

Not “stop G-phobia” in the Reddit comments… the girls are UNWELL

a full moon shines brightly in the night sky ALT: a full moon shines brightly in the night sky

Or yah no…

A huge part of social justice in the coming decades is going to come from us forcing people like these to understand that if you can feed another human being, you should.

Puppy 1: “Hmfrghhh.”
Puppy 2: “Ghrghng?”
Puppy 1: “aAHhnnffghh!”

“I. WANT. KETAMINE!!!!!”

“You know ‘bear face’? He’s like that, but as a person.”

“She found out he was having an affair.”
“How?”
“She asked him if he was having an affair and he said yes.”

Overheard at #WholeFestival 2025:

Hats off to whoever invented ecstasy and/or ketamine… you really did your big one

The AI email recaps on Gmail are going to be the last straw for me I fear. I can’t read a fucking email chain now? Just set me out of sea. I’m over it

I was watching Oz and I was VERY much not sneaking lol

I mean I guess I was really into reading nonfiction about gay rock stars so that was my middle ground, and classic stuff like Brideshead Revisited and Maurice which I probably didn’t fully grasp. But visual media was definitely a wasteland

Counterpoint: I read a lot of Dennis Cooper and Bret Easton Ellis and stuff in high school and some Heartstopper would have definitely taken the edge off 😂

NO Ethel privated all her YouTube videos I’m SICK