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It's definitely pretty funny still, but much more of a mess than Piranha 1 lol.

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Time for a Roger Corman special, and the directoral debut of James Cameron.

Piranha 2 (1982) - They fly now? They fly now.

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I have seen those! Scientests swapping around brain stuff is always a good time lol.

But I like the Think With Two Heads more as well.

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Hell yeah! I used to get free swag from the theater I worked at. That stuff rules.

Would be cool to write for something like that, use the most of a degree I have lol

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Many such cases!
Monster movies always suffered from this kinda thing.

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Yes, the curse of mutual friendship. The terror!

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Oh I don't know if Ive seen that one.
Free on Tubi? Lets go lol

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It is the mirror to Tarantula, I think. Tarantula still works, I think and Lepus never has sadly. In the middle somewhere is Attack of the Killer Shrews and The Giant Gilla Monster.

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Absolutely agree. Let's get weird with it, great way to make scifi movies.

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The villain being named Duran Duran does act like a mental tripwire to me still.

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Both of these are absolute bangers. I love Zardoz, even if I get booed for showing it at movie nights lol.

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Oh the zero-G strip tease is an all timer. The whole movie is classic midnight movie material.

And there's that one guy with a chest so hairy that you can't tell when he takes off his fur vest lol.

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Hell yeah! I wish you nothing but luck.

I'm sure a few of my Bsky posts are saved under a tab labeled 'evidence', so thats probably a roadblock for me lol.

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Oh! Ive seen this one too.
I believe this is the one where someone loses an arm mid fight and uses it as bludgeon with their other hand to knock someone elses limbs off.

That part was fun.

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Hell yeah lol. This movie feels like a low dose of tranquilizer, so fitting to find in a Pharmacy.

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The only LD I own is David DeCoteau's disasterpiece, 'Dr. Alien' (1989).
Kind of as a novelty piece in my curious collection lol.

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Okay, yeah. I'm into it.
Usually I miss exorcism movies, but a possessed train?
Oh, let's f🔪king go! That's so sick lol.

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I am imagining the roast it could make too.
It may be the insane hillbilly side of the family coming out, but giant rabbit is good eatin' lol.

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I'm going to have to up how much I leave silly comments on your stuff lol.

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Oh, the movie that bravely asks the question, "Are big fluffy bunnies scary?"

(The answer is... no.)

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And what on?
Oh, you all know me.

Schlock, gore film, midnight movies, Italian horror. The weird, the forgotten, the unloved.

Bug movies, bog movies, aliens and pods. Monsters and mutants, and of course, buckets of blood.

... don't know why I turned into Willy Wonka there for a moment.

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I would (metaphorically) kill for a writer's job at like Fangoria, Diabolique (if they're still kicking), or any horror mag.

Dream of dreams would to be to write for the Criterion Collection, especially their Eclipse series.

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Lol, I may have to rewatch it now.

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True, there are a lot of high power low drops out there. May just be more efficient that way. I may be a Magic old person.

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Damn, I love Betty White. She was a real one.
If there was more of that, I would feel differently about this film.

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I'll say two. Either 'Fallen' (1998) or 'Se7en' (1995).

Cause, like Fallen altered my brain chemistry when I was a kid. That was the weirdest best movie I had seen.

But nothing makes me feel numb like the first watch of Se7en. That movie will upset you.

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That's a tough one. I think Mardu of that size likely leans towards like a control shell. Get more csrds in grave, buy more time. Can set up the Altar of Dementia combo too.

But the smaller one definitely looks more streamlined and could do some fun aggro tokens. Some neat tricks like Sephara.

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Hell yeah. Now those are some movies lol.

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