There are large chunks of walnut in my pistachio muffins and I’m a little mad

The packers book on the bench is a nice touch

It felt like an art piece

A photo of a park bench on green grass with a view of downtown Milwaukee and a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. Under the bench sits a can of miller lite and a copy of a Green Bay Packers book sits atop the bench.

Can you spot why this is the most Wisconsin photo from today’s walk

We got approved for the apartment we applied for!!!!! And now I have to pay $1000 so 🫠

I smashed my finger in the door when I got up to pee in the middle of the night and it hurts so badly I truly might die

I will have to give this a try!!

Just tried a carrot for the first time, tasted like a weird apple that fell on the ground. I think I’d like it better cooked like potato texture maybe

Boyf is doing the first (of hopefully very few) apartment tours today, fingers crossed this one is perfect and we can just be done

I’m waiting my turn for my libraries audiobook version, glad to hear it’s with the read!!

There’s a lot of foods I’ve just decided I won’t like so I don’t try them but sour cream and onion chips was a solid first try

It only works if I’m already interested. Which sort of defeats the purpose of trying to get me interested so I guess it does not work on me either

Was asked to run our social media for work but they won’t let me post current trends because another local practice already did and we don’t want to “copy them” when that’s quite literally how short form content works

I love my boyfriend but he also is going to have to understand that sometimes I need to eat ice cream in bed and maybe share a small bite with my cat (on her own spoon because I love her but also ew) and it is a no boys allowed type of time

I reckon I’ll spend the rest of my life chasing the high of finding a pair of Figs scrubs at goodwill for $3

We went to a play last night that was a recreation of an FBI interrogation for espionage, turns out this city actually has cool shit to offer if you look

I have to ask certain patients at work their height and weight (it’s an eye doctor I’m not going to weigh you) and I don’t know how to express to them how little I give a fuck about the number that they tell me. I’m literally filling a required box Greg, I don’t care that you used to be 6’5

One of the major perks of working where I do is getting free Botox for my eyelid and eyebrow twitch because they know that it’s lowkey caused by working there

My mom and littlest brother are meeting us in Chicago this summer for a Pokémon Go event and I’m excited but also not sure how much I should earn my partner about my mom beforehand versus just hoping it’s chill

Some summer sandals, light pink cloud wedge square toe heels size 8.5, nude block heels in tan suede size 8, acrylic heel with black and nude straps with studs size 8

Strappy stilettos with colorful Aztec print size 8, caramel ankle booties size 8, and silver mid calf cowboy boots size 8

serious steals if you want to snag shoes and boots

Honestly I'll do $10 a pair, $30 for the silver boots plus shipping

Getting more and more excited about the prospect of living together and simultaneously getting more and more nervous about introducing the cats to each other

Just handed off the last remnant of my reptile/tarantula collection, a true farewell to an era that probably never should have been

The little pepperonis that cup up on the pizza and just make perfect little cups for hot honey are the greatest thing on the planet

We started our first DnD campaign yesterday and it was way more fun than I thought it would be. Two weeks of playing Baldurs Gate 3 and now I’m spending five hours on a Saturday role playing, this is a weird life

The Girl Scouts set up at the grocery store take Venmo now so I had to support a small business

The Gianni bini red plaid silver studded lace up chunky heeled combat boots with a silver toe kick complete with spikes

okay friends it pains me but my arthritis has won and I truly am parting with most shoes

including my loves (size 8 1/2, worn less than an hour)

We went to a comedy sportz show last night, and if you have one nearby I highly recommend. $10 for a ~90 minute head to head improv battle and I think it’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a long while

I’m a little tipsy so I think I should probably watch some Zaire Franklin film

People at work think I’m always willing to help and do little projects for them but I’m actually just too impatient and bitchy to teach them how so I just do it to make them leave me alone

✨✨Happy LIQUIDATION SALE SUNDAY ✨✨

I am clearing out my inventory and it's a great time to snag something for 50% off OR MORE

Comment "sold" and I'll message you

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