$7 coldbrew secured

I wish that everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what

Good morning everyone

Wuthering Heights was good, and btw I was a few credits away from minoring in English. So I’d know

Pregnant boy summer ❤️‍🔥

Something in mens’ neural pathways changes at age 32 that makes Steely Dan sound like the voice of god

The only confession I’ve made on a dance floor is that I need another DRINK! Haha jk. Happy Wednesday everyone

Please check in on your 35+ year old gay friends today

I hope I don’t have to fight my evil shadow self today

Happy Wednesday all

Dude seriously like, be careful.
Like, you’re fucking with some wet ass pussy.

60% chance the cave is empty and He is risen, per Polymarket

Accidentally ate some form of pork every day this week..

Master has my pathetic savior locked up, but he says if have a Good Friday and eat from my dog bowl he'll resurrect him

I know the precise location of three headless torsos deposited throughout the Escribano Point wildlife area in Pensacola Florida april fools

I’m NOT gonna overdose on kratom and spend 45 minutes throwing up in the single stall bathroom at Sidetrack this weekend…

April fools!

The Anime Club YouTube video by Saufzettel

I got u

youtu.be/OBnzSFpK9Ec?...

This is my comfort film

His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His boo? I am that. My role? I play that.We're happy? They hate that.

People are taking to the streets over last night’s drag race elimination

Slayyyter is a marketing GENIUS for dropping her album on gay guy Friday omfgggg

He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in guys who have sadness in their eyes

Had to be a bitch to someone over email and I felt like her

Chappell Roan

Why don’t limes have@seeds

Okay, so here’s the thing: I’m Mr. Sterling’s right hand arm man.

Went to funderwear night last weekend and didn’t have any NastyPig gear on

This is the only “Oscar” I care about 😭😂😂 Like and share if you enjoy having sex with men.

It’s been one of those weeks…
PASS THE YAOI!!!!!

[being chased by police]

“Suspect is a 6’2 (if that matters) | Plant Daddy | Himbo | DC Transplant | Video Game Nerd.

Requesting backup”