A grocery list in which the product “Drano” has been sorted under the category “Beverages.”
I’m usually pretty keen on the automatic category sorting for groceries in Apple’s Reminders app, but today it’s being presumptive and judgemental…
Man, Lionel Richie looks great.
PTA should have been on that stage way before now, but it’s amazing to see the reception for him from his peers.
A TIE?!
“I Lied To You” in live performance at The Oscars is a thing of absolute beauty.
Gonna be a long season for us #MNUFC fans, I see.
Canes right now...
Gotta teach em young
NBC out here already advancing the Chargers.
cackling
You say Indiana is being unsportsmanlike; that they’re running up the score on a hapless Oregon team.
I say “Cignetti didn’t put a returner back there to run back the missed field goal.”
“59 seconds left in the half? Oregon left too much time on the clock there.”
“Don’t you mean Indiana?”
“Nope.”
Targeting rules are easy. If the flag is on the team you’re rooting for, it is definitely targeting. If the flag is on the opposing team, it is definitely NOT targeting.
Ole Miss kicker putting together the audition reel for Dude Perfect.
Perfect time for me to have a four-hour drive tomorrow!
Yikes. 😬
Objectively the worst coin toss I’ve seen. Terrible technique.
they might drop a chandelier on you. the horror.
DO NOT CLEAN SNOW OFF THE BLEACHERS WITH YOUR TRUMPET
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
In today’s episode of “Band Kids Are the Best”: today’s playoff game has a projected kickoff temp of 21°, with snow blowing sideways throughout. Students could opt out due to holiday+conditions if needed.
Almost 200 are here right now running notes in the building.
Love this band.
No flagship is complete without a creamery or a meat salesroom.
You, a fool: I would like to attempt to cook a bird that requires multiple days of thawing, brining, and seasoning to maybe get a proper result.
Me, wise and learnèd: BRISKET BAY-BEEEEEEEEEE!
WE JUST WANT TO HELP, RYAN.
I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now.
I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception…
It is often difficult to tell for the first ten seconds or so.
My current favorite game while watching football is: “Is This Billy Bob Appearance a Landman Promo or a T-Mobile Ad?”
NEVER IN DOUBT.
Gimme dat Wonderwall!!! #MNUFC
