Unexpected, probable best one of the year.

Illicit Goods:

There's a new 'Art' stall/pop up opened in our big shopping centre. It is all blatantly AI generated :-/ One of the few time's I've wanted something to fail and go away.

I've not had a cough for awhile but I've a sudden desire to acquire one along with some of this mysterious elixir.

There you go, ruined it for everyone.

Sorry for doing politics but just 'Remotely Competent Starmer' would do.

Un-like👎

I do not believe it is possible to see too many pictures of this Twingo

At least they're consistent in their support for a bit of fascism 😬

The Daily Mail being deliberately misleading?! I will not stand for such accusations against a historic and patriotic publication.

a man in a suit is sitting on a stage with a band behind him and says ha ! ALT: a man in a suit is sitting on a stage with a band behind him and says ha !

Mmmmm, small, square, Japanese hatchback with a wheel in each corner, a low kerb weight and tasty pair of Recaro chairs.

We're British, camping is supposed to be a miserable experience.
Stop.
Having.
Fun.

Retina coding accepted. Be Well.
Yeah, you too....

We'd better get back 'cause it'll be dark soon and they mostly come at night. Mostly.

Newt LV:426

The folk at @moderation.bsky.app must really not like you pointing out the platform has been totally shambolic today, they've labelled you as a spam account.

On the plus side, I have managed to remove ads from Duolingo without paying for Super. Win some. Lose some.

I don't use FB all that much and I've no idea how people seemingly live on it when every other thing on your timeline is some shit advert or a suggested page for something totally irrelevant. Why does it think I want to see a page about potholes in Barnsley.

I've no idea, its only a problem on the app as I've got them well and truly blocked on the web version.

How many times do you have to tell Meta that you don't like gambling adverts before they realise that you have zero interest in seeing adverts for gambling. A past time that you have never posted about, searched for, liked or even thought about.
P.S, I don't give a shit about diet supplements either

The BEST 80's & 90's JDM Hatchbacks YOU should buy YouTube video by Mighty Car Mods

Call me woke all you want but there are no losers here, everyone is a winner in this competition
youtu.be/4mYAT3dgGrI

*Free rust

Me watching City values go up every time Mighty Car Mods release a new video:

He needs to pay a cheerleading visit to Nigey F and go for a fourth🤞

The man is a menace, wherever he goes he manages to fuck something up. Peace, political ambitions, the papacy, couches.

Thanks!

Me: We should do Sakura season next time we go to Japan.
Her: We've got Cherry Blossoms at home.
Me: Oh shit, so we do.

Tesco would appear to be your best bet. Only place I've seen with that assortment so far.

There's always space in the parking lot because the little cars go in the compact spot.

Hey kids, you want to see a really small car?

You've all probably had a lovely night's sleep and totally forgotten about this delight.
No need to thank me 👍