You truly can't make this stuff up.

This Ethics Committee scares a lot of people. It's like these subpoenas... Pam Bondi's picture is going to start appearing on milk cartons soon.

Like the difference between "blue cheese" and "Roquefort".

Vance is definitely either going or not going.

Why not one day?

Cute kids.

And "breaching equipment".

Waiting to hear from Amanda Ungaro.

They may feel that represents the third rail and they don't want to go near it.

Wonder who started all this? How's it going?

Donnie doesn't remember five minutes ago.

Non-stop hype. Glad I avoided the show.

Pete's on another bender.

Such brilliance. We as a nation are truly not worthy of Donnie.

Time to Kash out.

Such as Wednesday.

Is he wearing pants?

Iran has discovered the secret to winning an argument or disagreement with Donnie... do nothing. It's actually not much of a secret at all.

CBS?

Pope must love that.

Maybe Kash should build a ballroom.

Breach Baby.

Why would you go to Hungary?

Aloha.

Yet another high-profile humiliation on the way.

That ought to help, just not in the way he thinks.

Donnie has the world's greatest memory. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. Everyone says so.

You don't even have the entertainment of watching Soto kick the ball around in left field.

They lost most of us years ago when they stopped enforcing the rules.

Where his "30,000 square foot home" is located. When he was trying to get a loan. "I want to borrow money although I don't need the money".