They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

Hour one without tiktok. I went outside and built a fire from leaves and sticks. I foraged for my dinner and died from listeria

Today is a pinworm

Currently watching old tiktoks I saved on my camera roll back in 2022 like a fiend 😭

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

BREAKING TIKTOK NEWS: Meta has purchased tiktok and will make everyone scan their buttholes with their ai identity detection software in order to access their accounts when they reopen on Monday morning.

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

my crash out tonight is one for the books 😭