Hey y'all, happy YEMSG!
How's life over here in the colonies?
I miss you guys.

Hi Bluesky 👋

I got tired of crossposting from Twitter, sorry. I miss the old times.

European matches are a different beast than the domestic ones. Glad to hear you're on the right side of Glasgow.

Also smart, wow.

Buona Sera - Live At The Sahara Casino, Las Vegas, NV/1958/2005 Remastered

Buona sera à tous
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Nummum finge et sigillum lambe

Or a NSA experimental subject

Heh. :)

But there will come a day
When youth will pass away
What will they say about me?

It's Not All Saints day if you're an incel.

Local crew is all off to Madrid for a imperially-appropriated Dia de Los Muertos, hella tapas, and the USG-Atletico game on Tuesday.

Me, I'm looking forward to an austere week of work. 💀

Candy for breakfast but what I really want is bacon

I Can't Wait

Bus -> metro -> bus. Elleffgee.
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My favorite beer: Brasserie Tartaruga'a Super Fresca

I got 17 mini Snickers and 15 mini Twix. I figure I'll only run out if kids start taking mittfuls.

Micheal Jackson's Thriller Solo Beat - 10 min loop (Bass boosted + Hi-Hats) 🐸 YouTube video by KRIM

All you need is
youtu.be/ZL6tGoTawI4?...

Bit o' debt

Someone sends me a FB link and I worry they'll reactivate my account if I click.

"Ok but why does the NDA mention my 'eternal soul'?"

It's, um, boilerplate.

Elizabeth Holmes?

Proud to share that the AI company I founded, mephistophel.es has ARR going through the roof and next year we're launching twenty new data centers near critical wetlands and urban reservoirs.

We're hiring. 😉

[dude yapping in girl's ear]
"So, 10 maybe 15 years ago someone said data is the new oil and for 5 fuckin years it was slide 1 of everyone's talk. Now leftists're protesting data centers like they're oil pipelines. I'd post this on LinkedIn but it's all toxic positivity there."

Data centers are the new oil pipelines.

Yeah, I don't have a costume for tonight since I'm going to the function solo. Doesn't stop me from hoping to see yours tho. I have candy to share, too. I mean I don't right now but I'm going to the store in a bit.

Caught myself sayin' "Don't maybe; maybe doesn't help me."

I'm in a better mood today, btw. It's sunny and red-golden leaves are fluttering down from the trees in the backyard. Soon all the neighbors will be able to see into each other's windows.

Congress ain't comin' back, y'know; we doin' executive orders now. George Lucas sayin' told-ya-so.

It's my mom who loves puns, so for me they're more like "mom jokes". I don't think she approves of mom jokes tho.

Buddy told me last night there's a general strike planned on Nov 26th so I might still be in Turkey for Thanksgiving.

[sorry, I will not let that dad joke go]

Prob'ly won't make my 5pm meeting on time if I have a beer at the park before running home; but I will try.